rallyboy

The mad Rwanda stunt was a nice distraction for a few days but if another covid fine lands, like a £10k one for his current missus, who some claim was a serial party organiser, that'll put Partygate straight back into the news agenda top three. He needs another distraction...maybe leak more stuff on the dodgy Sunaks?...

Mack, that's not the wilderness, that's now home.

I'm sure the private companies that will make hundreds of millions of pounds from this doomed-to-failure distraction PR stunt will have no links at all to current ministers.... It has all the potential to be another daylight robbery - they believe we are all stupid.

What can you do when you've been found out and the pressure to resign is building? 1. Resign. 2. Chuck out a batshit crazy money-burning idea about Rwanda that will distract from the current crisis and generate a new smaller one that's less-damaging personally. It's so shallow and predictable, only the easily-led will be fooled by these stunts.

Too many people have backed him this far that they cannot admit now that they got it so wrong. The brave would admit it, but the stubborn will never accept the facts - the worst PM in our history, he's turned us into an international joke. We need our country back.

Compared with the blatant corruption swilling around the party, lying to parliament is pretty lightweight, but I guess the occupants of no.10 and no.11 being issued fines confirms this cabinet as the worst in living memory. Vote for a clown, get a circus.

Yesterday was the worst defending I've seen since Harry tried to pretend his dog was the real crook, and Uncle Avram shuffled out from behind a skip with his tracksuit trousers around his ankles.

But Brentford would also really struggle against Chelsea, so we can beat them....

The only two positives I can find is that the owners have seen with their own eyes that a summer rebuild is needed - and it was sunny.

It'd really sad that it's come to this, you can see his popularity and legendary status with all fans is just dropping through the floor, he's become a figure of fun. But he's chosen to air his views rather than maintain his status with the club, so I guess that act could be filed under brave.....if you're being generous. Sad day.

Matt, please stop. Have those opinions - but keep them to yourself before the club has to get involved. It's really sad to see him trending for all the wrong reasons.

It's one of the best demonstrations of the benefits of hard work and drive. The hours he must have put in on the training ground to get to this level - a great professional who Ralph has moulded into an international midfielder who must go to the World Cup.

I said his account - look at his historic content, it's littered with mad shit. He believes homosexuals, lesbians and trans are all paedophiles, plus a very slanted and selective view on rape - proper delusional extremist bollocks of the most dangerous kind. The Tweets of a fucking moron.

Is that a serious Twitter account from someone who is mentally unbalanced, or just a parody of mad hate speech ramblings?

Yeah, if burglars also put confessions up on social media there might be half a chance of a prosecution. Thankfully we have an extra ten million officers on the beat now and shoplifting dropped significantly during lockdown so we are clearly on the right path.

Leading the world in sweeping corruption under the carpet - good old British carpet!

Sad news - a great drummer in a band of great drummers.

I find it difficult to believe that Chris Grayling might have fucked up something so major that it shafts thousands of British workers - many of whom will have voted for him and Brexit. In that top cabinet of high-flyers he always stood out as one of the most talented individuals, so I'm sure this is just an innocent guy who trousers £100k a year from the ports industry, putting UK workers first.

Dowden is an empty vessel, a blank magnolia wall, a pointless individual who makes Chris Grayling look dynamic. He was sent out yesterday with an appalling script of nonsense to plod through, in an effort to fire up simpletons clapping like retarded seals, but the dozy fuckwit could barely master the art of reading and standing up at the same time. I wouldn't trust him to sit the correct way on a toilet.

Johnson's clearly delusional and appears somewhat mentally unwell. He needs removing as soon as possible for the sake of the UK's international reputation, his actions make us a laughing stock.

Liz Truss contributed nothing to this - we simply had to pay a debt that should have been cleared decades ago. A shambolic episode, featuring several governments and far too many accountants. Disgraceful that a family were dragged into it.

I believe worstest is the term you mean. They're still in with a small playoff shout but that defeat was a disaster, especially in one of the few derbies they actually have these days...

Put your money on bizarre yellow cards and a dodgy red - normally delivered in unusual patterns that only the 'keenest' gamblers might predict. Four to one side, none to the other, all in one half - that sort of thing. Mr Dean, we're watching...

Timewasting and feigning injuries - the last resorts of twats. Especially annoying when you've handed them a lead to defend.

That's nothing, I've spotted that in F1 they even use radios to chat - during the race! Though in fairness some teams also talk to the race director and he does whatever they want.