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Andy Carroll elbowing everyone in the head then moaning about it. But the worst I recall was Suarez at SMS. He went down, writhed around, indicated to the bench he needed subbing as he was seriously injured, then jumped up and ran after the ball. And he loves a bite and a spit - even his own teams must think he's a complete twat. If you are that fucking horrible I don't care what you can do with a ball, football doesn't need or want you. Going back a while there was Fashanu. I recall him getting poor Frannie sent off once after he'd come in and nipped the ball off the striker's toes. Fash went down like he'd been shot, terrible play acting.

They've nicely exploited a loophole to give them time to rebuild. But I'm still confident that they have the ability to buy a whole load of disinterested journeymen on over-inflated wages - and I'm 100% convinced that Eddie Howe has another relegation in him, he can still do this! Their self-inflicted fixture congestion could yet be their downfall.

Yeah, I'm not sure what was more stupid, Raab explaining that it was okay having a party because they were wearing suits, or the fact that he was pointing at a photo of people not wearing suits. They really are trying to take everyone for mugs and for the minority of pigthick voters who still defend this corrupt madness, they will be happily clambering into an oven on Saturday morning with stuffing hanging out of their arses. You asked for a clown.....

Antlers Svensson...

He did brake in Saudi, quite hard, trying to be clever by dabbing them and booting it at the same time to retake the place straightaway - proven by when he did that later. As for last weekend, Max surrendered track position to put on new rubber, a very long shot gamble. The problem was when Massi gave him a massive advantage by restoring his track position through making up a new rule on the spot. It was a total clusterfuck of officiating that Mike Dean would have been proud of, as for adding drama, the season has had enough without Massi thinking he can sprinkle some of his own magic on it to liven things up. And anyone who thinks they witnessed a one lap shootout on equal terms clearly doesn't grasp much at all - that title was handed over and stage-managed in a most bizarre manner - there should only be two people in a head-to-head title decider like that, three is a crowd.

Best wishes WS.

Her career is on a worse trajectory than Ryan Bertrand, and she's less effective than him. The Met needs fresh leadership to rebuild relationships destroyed by various examples of lazy, dodgy and inept policing.

I'd forgotten that phrase! It's so long since he played anything near to a blinder, he's probably just happy getting through a morning without a paternity suit, a racism allegation or a corruption enquiry. Luckily he's got Dick in his pocket to stop things getting too messy. She needs to grow a pair and do her actual job, it's clear that her officers are implicated on this occasion - and at least three other occasions.

Is it wise for Santa to make unlawful entry and then creep around their house in the night?...

I love those club emails - 'Tell us about your matchday experience'.... 😨 Mate, you don't really want us to tell you what we thought.

I get the impression that enthusiasm for defending this government is dwindling and people are less keen to sully their own reputations by explaining away the corruption and misinformation right now. I'm sure they'll still vote for all the unsavoury stuff, on the quiet, but people seem less keen to own it at the moment, as if they now finally realise how much it reflects on them. Honest question - any Boris fans feeling like enough is enough? And dumping the leader is no get out at all, that won't cleanse the soul - same party, same government, same policies and same agenda. For me the only thing that would clean this current mess is genuine independent enquiries, sackings, a massive overhaul, and if required, a prosecution or three.

Bob Brunskell, but you might end up with a restraining order.

Reluctantly I agree - he is a great player, but last night he met his match and was beaten very easily several times. Now we have a squad of sorts, we need to use it.

If I read the latest corruption news correctly, has it now emerged that Hancock went to great lengths to cover up giving his pub mate a £40m contract by hiding the specific detail in the small print and blanking that out in the public version?

A legend from a golden era of F1.

It's even madder than that - it's like blaming our poor form in 2021 on Sam Allardyce, because he wasn't good enough to get the job when we appointed Ralph.

Now we hear there are no minutes for the meetings where hundreds of millions of pounds of contracts were given away to minister-related parties, with not a hint of a tender process. Is there anyone in this country who still believes that this government is not corrupt?

While it's brave to vote against having £100m a year in EU funding, have any of those voters considered that their country, their towns, villages and fellow residents might actually be better off WITH the funding? Do they not need it, do they not care, or are they still joining the dots?

With Biden and the US keeping a very close eye on the Good Friday Agreement, the corrupt floppy-combover-haired Eton clown has managed to fuck up Ireland and a US trade deal in one go. Project Sleazy Clusterfuck is in full swing.

That's excellent news and will certainly improve my shopping experience. Those endless hours spent shuffling around faceless shopping centres dragging bags of shiny shit between coffee shops and blocking everyone's path will now be less confusing from a sexual identification point of view.

Am I right in thinking that of the current bunch, only Klopp, Pep and Dyche have now been managing their clubs at the Premier League level for longer than Ralph has?

Great finish, terrible ref, three points, nice. Danny who?

Spot on, he never seemed to consider that the exposure of his disgraceful behaviour was the likely cause of the distress, he blamed his wife's death on the people investigating his appalling conduct. Her direct relationship with his lobbying companies, plus Aintree, the Jockey Club, Dido Harding and Matt Hancock, has left more questions than answers. It's a personal tragedy tied up in a tale of greed and dishonour, and for any MP to think that the offender was worth protecting, tells us all we need to know about their characters and integrity.

When the Daily Mail thinks it looks bad you know you need to do another u-turn. So where will that leave all the MPs who supported it yesterday? Hung out to dry and looking like fucking puppets - the same as they were when they defended Cummings, Patel, dodgy deals, the wallpaper, etc etc.....

Voters rarely admit they got it wrong, it makes them look like mugs, they would rather plod on up Shit Creek pretending they don't want a paddle - or a canoe. But above all other issues, the corruption is now so blatant it's beyond debate.