rallyboy

When putting on a shoe, one of the laces nips in under your foot. I don't even know how they do it. Sneaky bastards.

Bit OTT. We lost to a very expensive side with quality on the bench and yet some people on here are slagging the players as if we are five points adrift at the bottom. We've done very well so far this season, but we have a way to go before we can have prima donna fans making out our team is beyond useless and throwing hissy fits. We all witnessed a proper horrendous performance over a year ago, yesterday was not one - some people need to stop the fucking moaning and get real. We are punching above our weight, and I'm glad we are, but I'm realistic enough not to wee myself when a player on three times our average wage proves himself to be quite useful. But thanks for calling me pathetic, nice touch, top banter.

I wasn't able to watch the game but reading the comments here I assume we lost 9-0 again.

Serco could handle the payments - just give them another blank chequebook.

The marketing strategy has been pretty transparent for a few weeks now. Monday is announce some vaccine progress day, start the week with some vague positivity. 👍 The other six days are about survival mode - a new corruption or bullying scandal breaks every morning, just ignore the questions and try to make it through to Monday...all wrapped up in a shallow attack on Manchester to suggest that it's their own fault for answering back. In the meantime the taxpayer cash is pouring out of the back door at an unprecedented rate. Anyone want to defend the £22 billion?

Saints Unplugged. Ralph with an acoustic guitar.

Is that the one with Parking Assist? 😊

It will be interesting as the players and more importantly the ref will actually be able to hear individuals offering advice and feedback...

Shapps and Hancock, when they make up stuff, do they not realise we can see right through it? You'd have to be as thick as mince to believe anything that comes out of their mouths now. This is by far the least talented cabinet in living memory.

Yeah, anyone who has lived on the frontline, 20 mins from SMS, and had to put up with pompey shit for years should now be excluded because of their postcode... Is this process being run by Matt Hancock and Chris Grayling? 😨 😊

He has no shame. #notnews

Stonehenge, the most overhyped pile of rubble in the south. It's been rebuilt more times than Barry Sheene's pelvis and we're all supposed to dramatically pretend it's been standing there since the dawn of time. Stones moved, rebuilt, rearranged, cemented in - and now we have to spend £2billion on a tunnel....that money could be better spent on friends of the cabinet. Though I presume this gig will be Grayling with a shovel and a wheelbarrow helped by some cousin of Cummings.

Personally I'd class what he said as mildly racist. What scale do you work on? I just judge that hanging people in trees or burning crosses on the lawn is very racist while muttering about foreigners is at the lower end of the scale. Ironically racism isn't black and white like offside or over the line - there are degrees of it.

Had to step down for being totally out of touch with society and thus unfit to do the job. Not especially racist, but his job involves awareness of several subjects. He displayed none.

He's running the same marketing strategy that's for sure....

It's interesting to get beyond the claims and look into the alleged offences that Trump is hanging onto. The major ones about sharpies, dead people, the sudden increase in figures and more people voting than live in states have all been fact-checked, explained and dismissed. None of them appear to have any validity, but he's welcome to take it to court. It'll be brief - and the real losers will be his legal team who probably won't get paid. Losing the election was damaging, but it's his bizarre reaction that has killed any hopes of a return in four years.

Has Boris found reverse gear yet or is he still cosying up to the orange one while pissing off the next President?

What Ralph has achieved is quite incredible. 9-0 to top of the league - now that's a story worth hearing again.

Every Trump lie, every snide insult, all the shit about fake news, every day spent on a golf course, all the speeches laughing at Covid and calling people traitors, the insults to soldiers, every deranged Tweet in CAPS - all of those moments over four years have chased voters away, so the Washington sky is tonight filled with the chickens of justice coming home. Roost my little beauties, roost!

I'm wondering if Biden might even turn around Pennsylvania...he has momentum there and is bringing down that 300k lead... Either way, Trump is playing a blinder.

We won, we're 3rd. Enjoy it. 😊

Anyone who has played the game at any level knows that you don't make contact of any sort in that situation 'by accident'. Studding like that in the VAR era that will and should always be red. A manager blaming it on a previous game is as bonkers as any conspiracy that arch distraction artists Ferguson or Mourinho have ever conjured up.

We'll become the Saudi Arabia of wind!...another field we'll lead the world in, hurrah for plucky old us!.... 😂 More made-up shit to fool the simpler voter.

Don't worry, he'll be long remembered for so much more than that.

You'd think our clean sheet would have made the headlines but no - just the usual United and Liverpool bias.