rallyboy

I'd rather throw this game with 11-men behind the ball, then try out a proper plan in the league on the 100-1 chance of getting a point. That approach falls down when we discover that tonight is our Plan A...

The big thing I've learned tonight is that people like Chris Grayling are so skilled they could easily earn more than £1.4m a year if they had proper jobs.

If ever there was a time for Mack to laugh at us more than we laugh at them, this is it! But a comical injury time own-goal equaliser after being two-up?? That's always funny!

It's difficult to argue against the facts. It appears that Ralph has totally lost his way with some of these players. Serious changes required - club structure, tactics, attitude.

Boris spends years slagging off his boss for failing to get a deal sorted, he even votes against it. He promises he can get a deal through Parliament. It's so easy he has spare time to break the law and close down the debate. He states he will never ask for an extension, he'd rather die in a ditch. He fails on every single promise. He then blames people who are not in power! It's as if he thinks we are rather gullible.

Perhaps we both were.... A pincer movement.

I know a guy who was on his way home from the launderette when he stopped to light a fag. In the dark he slipped and fell over his bag of washing. As he emerged from beneath the bedclothes he dropped the cigarette, which burned a Hindu peace symbol into the grass verge. Despite his protests, people who saw him there, caught up in a white sheet with a pillow case on his head, stood outside Lenny Henry's house next to a blazing Swastika, decided he was some sort of a white supremacist. There is usually a simple explanation.

This thread is worth a read just to discover the term nonce-on-nonce.

A couple of days on here debating something?

What a fantastic day! Boris has crushed the traitors and delivered an amazing deal, a victory for plucky British spirit against all common sense.....and I'm not sure anyone needs to see the detail, we've had enough of experts. We can now close this thread - this day will unite the home nations, and we can all link arms as we skip towards the sunny uplands. The end...

We had a vote and it was agreed that we'd all go skydiving. We postponed when the parachutes weren't ready, but enough is enough. They still haven't arrived and people are getting restless, speed is now the priority. We voted for skydiving so everyone should just jump without the parachutes and get it done.

He's currently undercover on Portsea, gathering info four comedic use - recording booing and counting teeth. His cover was nearly blown when he was selling lucky heather in Frogmore Road on Saturday - he fourgot to cross his eyes and they spotted his wire. Fourtunately one of his fellow students from horse-punching classes was there to vouch for him and they dismissed the recorder as witchcraft. There have been worries that he's in too deep and gone rogue...he's bought himself a bell, started to ignore invoices and refuses to wash. It might be time to try and bring him back.

Someone needs to post - there's no point in having a thread four nothing.

If form is anything to go by, Boris will have a proposal that has already been dismissed by the EU and requires little compromise by us. So I don't believe the hype, I don't reckon he's made progress, I suspect he's just put another spin distraction in place to blame others when he puts hedge funds before voters.

Seven goals conceded in two home games - defending is the immediate issue to address. I don't want to go all Puel, but it's no time for gung-ho experimental attacking options. We need to get organised again - from the back. But Ralph knows this, in him we trust....

I wouldn't be brave enough to take a dog near their 'chefs'....anyone else noticed how there are a lot of missing cats in the areas close to the ground?

Ralph should have listened to the fans when things weren't going well and got everyone to just kick the ball as high and as far as possible. That is often my favourite bit when we're not playing well, the vocal spectators who favour the Wimbledon 1980s approach. Hoofball - the answer to every footballing crisis.

It's all very well Kat potentially buying back in, which seems unlikely, but will the calm and positivity of her return instantly shore up a leaky defence? I think Ralph perhaps needs to prioritise what happens on the pitch rather than being sad and distracted by boardroom issues.

Did anyone else laugh out loud when Boris said the Conservatives are the party of the NHS? It's like saying the badger cull is great news for badgers. He's beyond parody now. I do hope they commission a second series, this first one's been hilarious.

Behind the triumphant press releases it doesn't sound like Boris has actually come up with anything new. So when it fails and he blames the EU for dismissing a backstop solution that has already been dismissed by all sides, can we turn the attention back on Boris? He sold the original idea, spent a couple of years smugly boasting how easy it should be, worked to block a deal, then promised to deliver one. Cumming's strategy is so transparent even the most dedicated Daily Mail reader could predict it. It's going to fail - and it's going to be everyone else's fault.

Don't forget, Eisner intends them to be a global brand within ten years. While Barcelona, Liverpool, Real, Bayern and Juventus are quaking in their boots, I'll tell Mr Eisner four nothing, that from what we witnessed last Tuesday, his project has a little way to go.

Presumably they forgot to turn the 12th man up to 11 today.

Let's remember, for advanced thinkers it wasn't just an In or Out vote - it was, if I vote Out, forever, do I trust David Cameron's austerity government to get a good deal for all of us? Brexiteers put their trust in the likes of Johnson, Gove, Fox and Grayling. That trust was misplaced as we were promised how quickly these unicorn trade deals would be in place, before David Davis headed straight off like a rude tourist, banging tables, demanding this and that, arrogantly telling everyone how easy this would be and how we'd tell the EU who was boss! We were also going to shout in the faces of China, India and the US to make demands - because everyone needs us more than we need them. To think more realistically based on facts is to talk us down, to be a snowflake and a traitor....remember, we'd heard enough from experts. To plan ahead we set up a ferry company that didn't have any ships, and Raab discovered that Dover and Calais are ports, and that Ireland has some historical divides, while boasting that the UK leads the world in every single field of human endeavour. I don't camp outside royal weddings wearing a Union Jack suit, but I'm as patriotic as the next guy, and the clever way to get the best deal would have been to be polite and ruthless, not arrogant and fanciful. Boris blatantly lied to those voters, he's still doing it now. He's clearly not negotiating, he thinks he has a loophole to force us into the chaos that his billionaire backers need, I'm pretty sure he hasn't as his advisors are idiots. So we now have to follow a puppet of hedge funds and extremists, who will fail us. When he fails to deliver his clear promise, his masterplan will be to blame foreigners for not giving in to his unworkable fantasist demands, and to incite further death threats against MPs and judges.

Yeah, remember what happened after he went shopping in Salisbury.