rallyboy

I see media sycophants are now trying to portray his unique brand of clumsy racism and disdain for the public as some strain of refreshing honesty that we should all admire.

We could do a lot better, if we spent £50m. And we could do a lot worse when you look around the division at the Bentekes and Carrolls who still seem to be stealing a living.

Can't Bill Gates just add a Covid status facility to the tracking App that we've all had injected into us? Then we could just be scanned, like in Lidl. Infected drinker in the bagging area...

United look a much more balanced side with Dean in the middle, he's had a great season for them.

Three great finishes, three points that keep us safe. An eggsellent result.

On a day when we have dead-pig-botherer Cameron up to his sweating balls in seedy shit and serial-denier Boris exposed for giving taxpayer cash to a woman he was secretly fucking, while his wife was being treated for cancer, the BBC has a news blackout, hiding front pages they don't like during the paper review. They are literally editing facts they don't want to us to know, and instead leading with Jedward have shaved off their quiffs for charity, and a warning from the NHS not to be silly. Imagine if it was Starmer, Corbyn or Sturgeon?....it would be a feeding frenzy! But the casual voter gets to be spoonfed lovely warm no.10 PR drivel - don't bother the simple folk with facts and other nonesense. Here's Carol with the weather....don't mention the corruption, I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.

Some officers in Bristol are clearly totally out of control, have lost all judgement and have been battering anything that crosses their path. Their actions bring the police into disrepute, it gives a soft excuse to the dangerous nutters who are attacking them and the pictures make the UK look fucking terrible across the world. And don't anyone bother defending the behaviour of the minority of officers who have gone rogue, we've all seen the footage, save your breath, it's no hill to die on. They should have saved that level of violence for the dangerous protesters who deserve everything coming to them.

While a teacher being in hiding and mass protests are clearly over the top, dodgy Jenrick posing in front of a flag sent to him by central office and a portrait of the Queen, telling us that you should be able to show a picture of anything to kids in a classroom is a man clearly off his trolley and wildly incompetent. Any teachers out there want to follow that insane suggestion and see where it leads? He was less annoying when he was caught out with his little piggy snout in the taxpayer trough, coughing up treats for billionaire developers.

The assistant fucked up Ings' goal v Villa by flagging when he wasn't supposed to, they can't impose the current rules so let's not confuse them with changes. As for no offside, bonkers. Use the area, or a third defender, but no restriction at all would be a comedy circus. And while we're on time-wasting, if you want to speed up games you should get 20 seconds to take a corner, goalkick or a throw, that's easily long enough - and when a goal is scored the opposition can kick off after 30 or 45 secs, so stop all the pissing about with your long drawn out timewasting celebrations. 😡

Respect to all of the victims, that was a tough watch. I knew one or two of those guys and it's sad to see that those kids who just loved football and wanted to become professionals had their whole lives broken by a monster. They are blameless and he's where he should have been put decades ago. As for that jury that didn't convict, what the fuck were they thinking when that avalanche of evidence was put before them? They looked at Higgins and decided all his victims were liars - beyond belief. All the best to the guys who were brave enough to speak out, I hope they have found some solace in the fact that they halted his abuse and stopped other kids suffering.

I can still see him now, ambling about with his socks around his ankles, flicking passes left and right for others to chase and then whacking in a shot from some crazy angle or distance. By the time he came to us he looked like he was about 60 so no one asked him to track back, but boy did he create chances for others. He was there for the 8-2 against Coventry - a proper entertainer from another era.

The catering would be top notch if it were open and the radio station will be great once we find a CD player.

Man Utd really missed their box-to-box guy today who creates most chances for them - the twat with a fucking whistle and no grasp of card use. Sad to see them get knocked out, but I'd got over it by the end of injury time. 👍

While some of their defending was very 'mid-table Championship', Redmond was much better today, hopefully a confidence boost that will lead to a few more performances like that. Two great finishes.

I'm no doom monger but I keep hearing pundits saying we are okay - can they not see the really obvious path opening up to a very nervous season finale? We just need a fucking win or we're going to be right in the shit, very soon. If I was Fulham right now I would be thinking that one of the teams above will fail and we will catch them. Let's just hope it's Newcastle.

That was fucking dreadful. Summed up by Bertrand just passing the ball backwards a hundred fucking times. Flat, negative, toothless.

In all fairness they are now losing to teams that I've heard of, which is clearly a positive thing.

We now have a week of padded interviews with people who have no clue what is going on and are making up stuff to sound informed. The qualifications to be a royal correspondent are the ability to curtsy and access to Google. The rest is smoke and mirrors. It's like people banging on about players wages and why they won't sign this or that or what went on in the boardroom - it's all made up. No one knows the truth - and in this case, no one actually cares.

Whatever your position on it, why should any sport or occupation attempt to sidestep what has been democratically decided? The UK asked for and agreed these restrictions. While the 48% just have to accept it, the 52% need to accept their part in imposing it.

We've been on a horrendous run and they still manage to outdo us. 😕 They're now losing to teams that I didn't even realise were still in the football league, while Jackett seems to have packed his holiday bag, and the word is that the players haven't reacted well to the suggestion of a massive paycut. Off the field I think they're still waiting on the billion pound compulsory purchase of the waterfront, rail and bus stations plus section of dockyard and HMS Warrior, so the Harbourdome might be delayed even further. I'm starting to wonder if we'll ever see a World Cup final in that ground. At least the Eisners' more realistic plan of competing alongside the biggest clubs in Europe by 2030 is still on track.

People who have voted for a decade to keep nurses' pay low, banged saucepans instead - the greedy bastards can't have a living wage and a percussion show, which is it to be? But I'm staggered that Boris has shafted them on the quiet once the crisis is over, it's come as a massive surprise, unprecedented - big shiny words to impress the simple folk, followed by no action? Translate that into Latin and you have the Johnson family motto.

I'm off my face on Pfizer! Two days in, no effects.

Graham Scott made glaring errors as VAR official in the 9-0. He and Mike Dean were made to look stupid as Saints won appeals against them. Today he has given two quite unusual decisions that favour our opponents in both cases. Just facts. And yes we were shit, but if Man City were playing against 13/14 people every week they wouldn't win a fucking thing, so it is relevant. I've seen some awful refereeing before but not this consistently bad and one-sided, it's now the standard in every game we play and is clearly knocking the stuffing out of morale in the team.

Don't worry, people keep telling me that these things even themselves out. So we'll be getting the next eight dodgy decisions.

How much did you lose this time Mack? At least you have the south coast derby to look forward to - sadly it's not the big one between the two Premier League clubs but it's a derby of sorts. 😊