Smirking_Saint

Tad on the extreme side

Has a scientologist ever ignored child rape i wonder ?

I am surprised we never went for the City Central manager from Senior 1, they won the league and won every game, thats a 100% win ratio. I mean with a win ratio like that, which is obviously the only way to judge any manager whatever the situation, it is surprising he hasn't made it in the top flight.

Chelsea were not suffering from a sh*te pre-season, lack of planning, having 3-4 of their best players injured,unfit,suspended and as far as i am aware Ambramovich is very much still breathing. So a bit different, also they had not lost the manager for whatever reason whether it was knee jerk or for some sort of incident will be damaging anyway you look at it. Almost as rediculous as the win ratio arguement

FFS Win ratio bullsh*t again

Yup, and Pardew didn't have to deal with his best players missing the start of the season, the death of the owner, players off of form and perhaps some sort of incident if reports are to be believed. These are Pardews players, still more or less playing Pardews system, you can't judge Adkins yet. Pardew hardly came out of the blocks sprinting did he ? Most importantly, Pardews in the past so get over it.

The only thing that annoys me more than drawing with f*cking Yoevil is changing my prediction league from 1-1 to 2-0

Saints player is sh*te, put radio solent on, pretty sure they have the rights back anyways Nope its pompey

I tend to round up as many ripe Bassets fruit salads as possible, these are very readily available all year round and much less dangerous to your thumbs and other apendages to pick then around a thorny blackthorn tree. For anyone struggling to find these i have attached a picture below I will then force these into a bottle of Vodka and leave to dissolve for 2 or 3 days and shake once in the morning and evening. Then place the bottle in the dishwasher and turn it on. I then leave it another day, strain if need be and hey presto

If you tried harder voicing opinion and less with your pedantry i think we could mould you into a half decent poster. Guly, Holmes, Lallana, Dickson are not CM's Lallana, Puncheon, Chamberlain, Guly are not recognised strikers.

two centre halves on the bench and no strikers ?? Strange Is Connelly carrying a long(ish) term knock again ?? He never looked really up for it at the start of this season and i fear we have more or less seen the last of him. We need to make some signings in the transfer window or some astute loans. No backup strikers or midfielders is dire

Yeah, he's not Turkish at all. He should be called Bishops walthamish

Hmmm favourite sandwich ???? Jessica Simpson and Megan Fox

Second best, Turks asked me to help him with his fake tan the other night

I don't know perhaps because he will be parting with the cash ?? Get over it..... its boring

There cold

I don't know

20% of electricity bills Decent pension. 20% off of BUPA healthcare 9 for 3 share scheme Cheaper electrical goods in online shop Company car Better than i have ever had anywhere else.

Well, after being a massive massive PES junkie who lost his way to FIFA last year i was really hoping that PES would manage to win me round this time so i could finally kick my filthy FIFA habit. It didn't

Indeed, i don't feel you have enlightened us to this utter failure.

Or we could go all out for the spit roast with a high five half way through ?? That would be awesome, and all the time i can stare into your boss eyes and wonder how you managed to shave yourself close enough to reveal your tiny bell end ? I'd still compliment you though

I did steve, briefly just after the game had finished when i got in, and i did get the database death screen, all be it for not very long so it is definately improving so far. If the only real improvement we have had is the aesthetics then was it really worth it though ? Personally i don't mind the new look and actually prefer it, but if it has made the whole system unstable then i would say no. We have also lost the arcade I just think we should have a little bit more licence on here to add a bit of humour and banter without fear of an unquestionable infraction. It would also be nice if the guys that i paid £5 to would answer my PM's every now and again.

Being your best mate 'n'all i'd have liked to have seen you make it. Unfortunately you have a touch like platini with a face like sloth and physique of chunk from the goonies but with none of the cuteness.

just write a lot of boll*ks when i do check in

Only really been posting for just over a year on here, i get that everyone saying about s4e etc but even this site had more banter and better threads then the lifeless shell we have now. I can't even check in on matchdays without it crashing ffs.