Smirking_Saint

---------------Hart-------------- Carragher--Terry--Ferdinand--Cole Lennon--Lampard--Barry--Cole -----------Gerrard----------- ---------Rooney------------ Its different and will never happened but think it could work.

Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

No, but i like women that can be like a mate too. So yes, it is slightly attractive. Never been attracted to WKD drinking airheads TBH

I don't know masturbating in public and asking me to perform a sex act with a conduit ???? :confused: :mad:

No mate i was joking about with Dog, i don't do electrics as such. I'm a chartered engineer dealing with HV/LV distribution but will ask a few questions to the SEC lot. What do you need ?

pirate

She is proper cute, and drinks lager, good girl

Abbey Clancy, probably not the greatest photo but the nips sealed it for me

Massive LOL.

I use the newest TomTom through work, can't remember the exact model but it is f*cking good. Much better than any of the other satnavs i have used. Stay away from hewlett packard ones as they are sh*te. I also wish to let you know, i use this in conjuction to doing my cowboy electrics jobs for the local community.

Worrying that he comes anywhere in public TBH. Also, as for the free function room in the Litten Tree, there is probably a reason that it is free. Why would anyone wish to spend a large amount of time in Eastliegh is beyond me.

Need i say more ??

Good thread. And yes, i wouldn't let miss Schweinsteiger or Svensson out of my room for 7 days.......... well, maybe on Sunday, i chill on sunday

I don't even believe his name is rocket swannie Swocket Ronnie perhaps

Well, thats me completely f*cked then. I am with Jonny Lewis, whenever i see the ITV lover boy and resident boredom mongrel Townsend i just want to brake things, and now they are joined by the tedious and equally boring Adrian Chiles. But NOW the beeb have signed saggy chops. Atleast i don't have to listen to Jamie 'can i get a sentence in about my dad, cousin or Hoddle' Redknapp

Cracking ass

I thought tac tics was a coach ?? Why has he been taking street lessons from ali G ?? As for Cortese, much rather have him and liebherr at the club then anyone else tbf, those two seem committed to dragging us back into the PL and be a well run club whilst we are there. That said, i get the impression he can be too hands on and seems as though he is a know it all even though he has been in football 5 minutes.

Has Rocket Swannie ever got anything right ?? TBF, if that bloke told me fire was hot i'd still stick my hand in it.

You've seen my ball skills, now for yours

Just won the Prem, FA Cup and League cup with saints and then onto the world cup with England. Not a bad season for me. 2020, and Acapandie is a f*cking beast on this game, along with James Rodriguez, Kwadwo asamoa and Delfounso

I know, it annoys you though

They don't do student prices any more, which is a shame

I have heard its all relative in that area for you steve

Patrick worman ? Patrick worm body ? Patrick Wormale ?? Patrick Wormanatomy ??