Smirking_Saint

This could be a reality My pants are still on btw KRG, Im just an admirer of beautiful things thats all. If, of course I am asked to remove such pants, and my testicles are still reletively intact then of course Id have to oblige, it would be the only gentlemanly thing.

Its ok Pap, Ill step up if I have to, being the gentleman that I am

He was injured for half the season and played for a team devoid of any creative intent

Id rather be wrong and in the pub if Im honest CB

Yeah sorry, im at the pub so not thinking properly Ok. So, the league cup is replays EXCEPT 1st and semi/final Fa Cup is replays EXCEPT semi/final

Yeah I wrote it the wrong way around, I think there is a replay in first round of league cup ?

Cheers goats

38 games prem 6 games FA Cup (replays all except semi and final) 6 games League Cup (nb - there could be replays in all rounds except 1st, final and semi so potentially 10 games) European Cup - 3 qualifying rounds 2 legs = 6, league stage = 4 games, then knockout is another 4 I think Off the top of my head So we could play a maximum of 71 games if all goes well/wrong (depending on perspective)

Was a good laugh though if I remember

Yes, yes you did I believe, Ive played a few times now. Forgot about that, think I scored a volley. Met Whitey last weekend too, very nice chap. Missed some viscous fouls on me though.

Yes

Papster, Its only a bit of jest mate. Im not one to go all out and shout about who I am on here, but Im not that bothered, it really wouldnt be that hard to work out who I am if you knew me either. In fact, you follow me on twitter (as do some more of you) But I digress, its just a bit of banter buddy, and I know that line is often used as an excuse to go to far but there isnt anything that over the top offensive on here IMO.

Is there a cost to this ?

Arteta ? Are you having a laugh ? I would possibly take Townsend, I dont think he is anywhere near as bad as some make out. I just dont see the need. We need a striker, and if we lose Morgan an adequate replacement. Townsend is neither of those

It looks like the lovechild of russell brand and karl pilkington

Have you looked on moneysavingexpert ? I would personally go to the effort of sending the letters.

Are you saying you like to watch ?

Its easy giving out you're number when you are 6'8", 17 stone and with a big rig on you're driveway

Cracking tits

Dune - I think he looks like barry sanchez Barry Sanchez - I think he looks like Mole Mole - I think he looks like Stanley Stanley - I think he looks like Dune

What did they actually win ? By law you can only claim of you have bore a loss. If it is 'free parking' for 1-6 hours what 'loss' is there if you stay for 20 years? Nothing at all is the answer. I started a thread a little while back, if you fight it the right way you'll be ok

Yes but I dont work hard just for me, I work hard in order to provide a better life for me and my family, be that through where they live or what I can give them so be it. In doing so I give a vadt amout into the economy every month. Why after I die should I be taxed yet again ?

That all depends on how they performed on a BBC QT of course

You could more than double it Simo But yeah you are right mate. There is more to life than money.

Gladly, send you're CV in the post and try not to blow me, yourself or anyone else up. The paper works horrendous