EastleighSoulBoy

That Lord Marland is a busy little bee on our behalf! Hope he's succesful in getting someone to oust old Wooops.

I see you've tuned in to our wavelength then. Hive an idea that others will soon get the buzz about what's happening. As to our previous manager? I wish Jan speed in finding new employment. Oh! did you read Lord Marland's comments about ineptitude in sports clubs' boardrooms? What's good for the goose is good for the duck I say. Perhaps Woops needs a word to the wise in his shel(drake) like?

Now that's a craic!

Why thank you Jilly :smt054 Next time please don't exaggerate!

The snow has affected our Canteen, only honey glazed sunburnt breast of chicken salad available today. No wonder the workers are up in arms. It's Madness I tells yer! Better get my car tuned up for a trip to Maccy Ds.

A very well thought out and valid point, probably worth a hell of a lot more than 2p in my estimation!

Actually it's a p155 take of the way Our 'Arry used to walk away from a successful transfer meeting with an agent.

So! apart from us not following nature (our 'Queen' bee is anything but democratic and will not bow to the wishes of the 'flat cap' masses (workers)) what do you think might happen in the Apiary today?

Unfair on London Saints maybe, but you would have thought that they would have made enquiries on here? Being that they should know, again from here, that some of us have a poor opinion of the Echo at times.

I can't argue with that synopsis!

No stamina! 3,027, not including the O.B. Happy to help

So fans couldn't see any protests close up? OK, call me a cynic.

A very loud, fat, greasy, unattractive, chav type woman wearing a Poopmouth top walked into ASDA in Southampton with her two umpalumpa kids,yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The ASDA greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning madam, and welcome to ASDA. Nice children you have there. Are they twins by any chance?' The ugly fat woman stopped yelling long enough to say,'F**kin hell no,they're not twins yer ****. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the f**kin ell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, thick, stupid or just a f**kin cheese eater?' 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam,'replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you've been ****ged twice.

! What are you trying to say old bean? (probably exactly what I have been thinking for years!)

I can see Jonathan/Somedunce/Ranteen, second row on our right as you look.

If Lowe doesn't see it then it didn't happen. Which is why the instruction to Stewards to remove any banners with mention of Lowe on them.

I have been told that 19/Beast are one and the the same. I don't think that JFP is part of the unholy alliance.

I think Um has got mixed up and this is who he means?

Only when they fall on a Wednesday (the Fridays that is)

Could you recommend to me a book on how to be an uber critic of people's humorous works please as you seem to be so good at it. Maybe you wrote it yourself? Failing that, how about one of those great big eff off miserable tablets that you are obviously on?

Do you really need to ask that question? It would hardly be toeing the party line to report a demo against the Ruddy cheeked controller!

Been shopping in the Marland lately mate?

Hey! Jonathan! That badge (at what? £1.00?) is already worth about five of your glorious leader's shares! And probably will last longer than Janspeed.

Well said DD!

Without him on Radio Hants? Almost squirtingly in my opinion. Nice chap though he is.