EastleighSoulBoy

"As of this moment Jan has my full backing" Exactly when did the smiling assassin say this or (for the pedantic) words meaning this?

St. L my thoughts exactly and, while I am anti-Lowe, I would not want (in any way, shape or form) a visit from Ron to be hijacked for any political gain by anyone! The guy is a legend and I would hate for our wonderful memories of him to be marred in any way.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=En6Et-N0z1U

Canesten is not for internal use. HTH

:smt104 I saw what you did there!

Bolognaise

Wow! You must be a 'nutty boy' to remember those words. Do you reckon the management of this club suggs? (Did you see what I did there?) Anyway God(Jan)speed with your love of anything Nutty!

It's nice to be ITK in this instance, to see all the wilde suppositions. Now I remember why everone was laughing at LLS & St David.

She'll scratch your eyes out when she reads this Teddy. I've also heard that she's at Goa.

In times of great worry and sorrow there's always some one who will brighten your day. You have done this with great style! Thanks :smt005

Yesterday's Daily Echo has a good item on P. 64 about Lord John Marland maybe getting involved in Cricket. What's more interesting is the online Echo report http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/search/4057779.Lord_Marland_in_cricket_chairmanship_bid/ In which the last two paragraphs quote him. Sounds very much like the Chairman of a local League football club. Twins?

Madness, madness they call it madness. Hi John, how are those baggy trousers and flat caps? Bet you'd look good in them while breezin' up orange street.

And so modest as well!

Sundance never signed up either and he seemed, to me, to be a PR plant. The word is that John is back on the forum, under a new alias and posting on this thread!

Aaah! There you are. Welcome back and already needing the Mods attention! Seen Scooby of late? Or his mate, Somedunce :yawinkle: ?

Great news for Ron, well done with all the work you're putting in Tim. Could we get him fit for August? HCDAJFU

Acupuncture for me. Went to the Dr with knee problems. When I knelt on my left knee it felt like shards of glass were sticking in it. I half expected to be referred to the hospital. While on the bed she asked me about acupuncture and I said I'd be willing to try it, she explained that she was newly qualified and got out these long thin needles. She put 3 in, one in the top of my ankle, one just above my knee and one on my calf. I never felt them go in, don't know what she did but that pain disappeared and I've not felt it since.

Originally it went like this! Bloke on holiday goes into an Amsterdam brothel and asks for the fattest ugliest girl they have with the saggiest t*ts and a f*nny like a ripped out fireplace. The madam said, ''Feeling kinky tonight sir'' He replied, "No I'm from Portsmouth and I miss my sister"

We bow, prostate at your feet and in awe of your seniority!

My Auntie could beat up your dad!

At last! Someone talking sense. Just so you know, I graduate this summer. I will attain my Phd in Gibberish Shoite.

'Eeny, meeny, miny moe who shall I sub Oh woe woe woe!'

I think of Lowe & Co as more like these !

Oh David you silly boy! You should have handed over the requisite fee for a ticket and they would not have thrown you out! More seriously, do the club really expect us to believe this claptrap they've peddled to the Echo? Sad and dark days for us all, with more to come I fear.

Oh David you silly boy! You should have handed over the requisite fee for a ticket and they would not have thrown you out! More seriously, do the club really expect us to believe this claptrap they've peddled to the Echo? Sad and dark days for us all, with more to come I fear.