Verbal

And we're off...

But we need a new corrections officer in the Saintsweb grammar police and I thought he was well in root to promotion.

Thus proving Karl Marx right again: "History repeats itself, first as tragedy then as farce." Let's see - I have a feeling it won't be far off.

Looking forward to RM's version of Cloughie's "You can all put your medals in the bin because you won them by cheating."

I thought we were winning

When do you think that might happen?

Can I get the first WTF of the season?

Good analysis as it turns out.. There was a conversation between Arsenal and Dibling's agent a few days ago, but the signing of Madueke has killed it. I was surprised when the interest came up, because the effort to sign Madueke was quite advanced, but there you go - all's well that ends well. Dibling isn't going to be seen folding bibs at London Colney.

Don't worry - it's only at the top of the page, where it will stay forever.

Arsenal are in for Dibling godammit

That would be my choice TBH.

He actually left Spurs for exactly that reason.

Well I for one am happy at this news (although I'm presently under sedation after a colonoscopy).

You may not be when you hear them

Jesus stop it you nitwits. There's so much of this now I had to try to discover the source. Could I find it? Neigh I could not.

Which is why the worst 3 words in the English language are "Turkish has replied"

You'd be right - crikey, never thought I'd say that.

Not sure if football-related

Typical heartless bastard comment IMO. Coalman HAS JUST SAID a bit of him will die if it happens, and yet here you are.

Soz Mx Special

Sorry, what are you arguing about?

So you haven't seen GB's stats for the 23-24 season?

Despite the number of goals conceded. Teams as low as 18th (QPR) conceded fewer.

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Awful news about Diogo Jota