Verbal

Also "seasoo ticker totally plop" might suggest this image is not exactly kosher

Dots

Uncle Albert: "During the war, a crewmate of mine, Sky Piggott, died of a sexually related condition...his girlfriend's husband shot him."

Ah that's probably what I saw

There were photos of him meeting old friends among playing staff at Staplewood. Can't remember where now

They do want him, they just have absolutely no need for defenders.

I gave you a link and everything

Why have you got two keepers in that 11? https://www.espn.co.uk/football/team/squad/_/id/376/eng.southampton

You'll have to be more specific

Oh snap! That's exactly how I post when I've dropped a couple of tabs.

Sounds like someone should call HR.

He really needs to sort out that addiction.

Not sure we need someone from the Cretaceous era Nick.

Austria, because that's where he lived apparently. God only knows why I remember that. His paranoid android impersonation must have left scar tissue on my hippocampus.

In spirit he was on the pitch for all of last season

I think - I could be wrong and you'll no doubt tell me - that that was a joke.

Well that came out of nowhere

Sorry, initially misread that as "pissed condition of Verbal" and was about to throw a wobbly.

Benjii, meet Pandora's Box. Box meet Benjii.

Debbie Downer is on scene.

That's quite the image. Did *someone* just pass their age-verification test?

Don't get your hopes up. Doesn't it just mean the players are all going to be made a bit shorter?

Oh yes, them.

His point is he made your point - though I think unintentionally

Against us, no. For us, yes. Arsenal fans are still volcanic about when he stopped to say hello to a pigeon and we rolled the ball into the net.