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Yes, probably Real Madrid reserves, when he was 12.

Sorry that doesn't scan or rhyme.

Has it actually been announced yet? If not the thread is definitely funct.

Are you suggesting people sing this while throwing shapes?

Happily supply the eggs for your face if you wish.

Some very good TE analysis in this thread (and in this account generally) - probably worth a follow for those who do such things.

Dagnabbit, I've only just now cottoned on to your avatar.

This one deserves an award. V funny.

Well it completely fooled me. What is a "Honda" anyway?

Does it count as an assist? AA's shot hit a defender and bounced back out to him.

Yes, and I'd add THB just for the long-range pass out of defence to set up Caspar Jander's goal. It was inch-perfect for AA.

That's not polite at all; I'm deeply offended by your misuse of the semi-colon.

Thanks. I think.

I'm nicking this for my review of the Charlton game.

But does he understand both forms of Dutch?

Or in its fuller version: "For relaxing times, it's Tonda time." But don't forget that Bill Murray ended up walking away with nothing.

Missed two apostrophes.

If anyone replies about the plan being cunning I will personally shoot them.

I'm quite a fan TBH, if only for the goggle eyes.

A consensus based on a tweet/blurt by Alex Crook, football's very own Mystic Meg.

There are no winners in this game Norman.

So a Saints version of the movie Speed - Eckert can continue only until his points-per-game average drops below three, at which he gets blown up in favour of Carlos Manage-a-Ball. This makes perfect sense.

Okay Dr Pedant. Now a psycho.

Post of the day! Have copied and pasted for random use throughout today. So watch out Saintsweb - a devastating counter-argument to your carefully crafted paragraphs is coming for YOU.

So that's a New Year's resolution then - broken by 2 Jan, as per.