ChrisPY

If you were a part of the male anatomy, you'd be..??

I hope he's declaring all those coins to the taxman...

When the girls you used to watch in the 'teen' section are showing up in 'MILF'...

Small plastic bottle cap or scalding hot pie?? I think the bottle cap would do slightly less damage...

https://email.number10.gov.uk/Contact.aspx Fill ya boots.

Like 24% of respondents, you've been rated: Eurostar! You are blazing a trail for a European integration a trois cents kilometres a l'heure!

Got 'Arias' on the back of the black away shirt with red sleeve after I saw him look half decent in a reserve game just after he joined...

Good mates with Jos, used to be managed by Nige (think we can assume he's got his number). Pretty sure the club have a good idea if he wants to come or not. They've been making bids. 2 + 2...

Yes. Although that was my initial thought...

Would think we have a few chants for Sordell.

Thought I'd get in on the act on my day off.. 14:36 Comment From Neil Mk2 I don't want to take this off topic, but the muppet show that pfc is becoming is actually having an effect on my health. I'm sat here in the lounge reading about the pompey takeover saga when I should be doing something productive!! 14:28 Comment From Phew I think it'll just be a relief when this takeover sage reaches its end. Hopefully good news for the majority taking part.

This thread is getting very repetitive... Anyone fancy mixing things up a bit and putting together a 'consortium'??

This years Dale Stephens?? Was a questionable CM signing around this time last year but was useful when suspensions and injuries kicked in.

Is Amy still around??

RIP Turkish Mate Thoughts are with your family Mate Win It For Turkish

Shilton has never scored against Saints. Cortese wouldn't let him. FACT.

Brighton down to 9 men after 13 mins hahahahaha

Reading beating Leeds. Brighton's disciplinary record continues... West Ham winning.

I hate the crest.

I love the crest.

He thinks you're all c*nts, He thinks you're all c*nts, Adam Lallana, He thinks you're all c*nts. The Russian's off to prison, now you're f*cked. Adkins whoooah, Adkins whoooah, He comes from Liverpool, Thinks P*rtsmouth's a sh*t hole.

Horrible news. Thoughts go to his family and friends. R.I.P

C*nt

not ideal...

In Uruguay your racist, You've joined in Blatter's hunt, F*ck off home Gus Poyet, You grubby little c*nt. Second line could do with some work..