Evil Monkey

MERKED!

An ageing overpriced sk*te is just what we need.

If I can be bothered to go, they'd better be bothered about winning.

You managed the sentence 'pass the nik-naks mush' with suprising regularity.

But with Wotton in the team, there would be less creativity in midfield, meaning less chances for Lambert anyway. Its definitely an option for me. He's got the passing quality for midfield. He's strong, aggresive, and wins everything in the air. And it means we can start with Barney and Connolly up top. Connolly is dynamite in this league. We went to sh*t when he got injured. Would love to have him back in side.

I think we should dress as one of the players. Maybe JPT hero Papa Waigo?

Can we give Walsall 1 of our goals?

"Crooked cops. Do they come in any other way? If I'd been just a little dumber, I could have joined the force myself."

Looks like a nice little ground tbf. Near the train station. Few pubs about. Looking forward to it.

Did you watch it? I thought you were quiet in the second half of our 5 a side game.

Fratton Bowl?

When I saw the title of this thread, I assumed the World Cup squad had been announced.

SRS?

Oh dear.

'Going down with pride.' Yeah right.

Post of the decade. He had a slightly poorly face, so cried off out first ever JPT game. Shouldnt have been allowed to go to Wembley IMO.

Pub?

We were poor in the first half and very lucky to come in level. Started slowly in the second, but took control about 10/15 minutes in. Puncheon (who I thought had a poor game. Looked lost in the middle) had a great chance to put us infront. We always looked vulnerable on the break, especially down the wings, and sure enough thats how they took the lead again. I can see why Pardew waited to make the changes, because we were definitely on the up. When the subs did come on though, they made a big difference. Waigo and Barnard linked up well for the equaliser, but other than a free kick from Ricky, we never looked like getting a winner. Disappointed with our set pieces of late, and this game was no acception. I know we scored from a free kick, but we had alot that went straight to the keeper. The ref wasnt great. I can think of a few times when one of our lads was brought down when we were on the break, and the ref waved play on. And I'm sure the linesman's flag was up when Brighton scored their second, but nothing happened. Alot of us thought that, but then we were some distance from it. So...we didnt play well at a sh*t ground with a sh*t ref and a sh*t atmosphere, against a form team, and still came away with a point. I would have taken that in the first half I can tell you.

Walsall (good game. Lots of drinking) Orient (good game. Lots of drinking) Exeter/MK/Wembley (all good fun. Lots of drinking)

F*CK! Semi then?

England team to play USA: Davis Murty (if fit) Lancashire Perry Harding Antonio Hammond Wotton Lallana Barnard Lambert Job done.

This was shaping up to be a good little thread until it got hijacked by the same boring sitting/standing argument we've all heard a million times before. Back to the funny moments/comments please.

I wouldnt be suprised if the silence was because some people didnt recognise Cortese. I know he's been in the press a bit (not much really) but I dont think his face has been plastered about, and he certainly isnt as noticable as Marcus. Some may even have assumed the camera would pan to the Carlisle owner/chairman rather than another Saints representative. I didnt even hear any booing to be honest.