JackFrost

Considering one of your recent previous owners didn't even exist I wouldn't count on it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFWTyQ6Trh0 Check out Iniesta's pass for Barcelona's 2nd goal. Exactly a minute in

Barcelona were absolutely brilliant according to the beeb

On another point I heard a few months ago that the government have outsourced the storage and security of the information to a private american arms company

So if they did get a load of Lawrence/Kitson like signings in next year, would this be funded by what's left of the parachute money or would they need Chainrai to chuck yet more loans at it?

By which time he'll be about 60?

Speaking of interesting ties Inter Milan are currently 4-2 down at home to Schalke 04!

Islam is strict on anything to do with money. Earning interest is very illegal in accordance with Islamic law. There are some financial practises like this that we'd regard as completely normal that would be perceived as 'gambling' in Islam, and would therefore be strictly banned.

No that was Rubin Kazan. Shakhtar are a top, top side and they have got very underrated players like Jadson and Fernandinho, I'd have fancied them against most of the teams left TBH I think Barce will have too much for them though

I once co-owned a Delta Integrale To this day it's still the best car I've ever driven, til it had a catastrophic engine failure about 12 years ago

Take the African cup of nations last year - Angola vs Mali Angola 4-0 up, Mali get a "consolation" after 78 mins to make it 4-1, and then they score in the 88th, 93rd and 94th minutes to grab a point

"All we know is he's NOT the Undertaker, but The Undertaker's African cousin"

I heard from a Skate friend that Al Fahim sat with the Pompey fans today and he got chased out of the ground after the game

This should definitely go in the golden posts section of the forum

You do seem to have taken on alpine's role this week

LOL@you

Blimey people giving up just cos we're 2-0 down after 53 mins? When even if results stay the same we'll be 8 points behind with 3 games in hand? I'm wouldn't be surprised if some people are worrying about us being relegated

I must say I was sad to see Tahar El Khalej leave, I will forever remember that tackle when he nearly chopped Kieron Dyer in two

apart from being a darts player in the late 80s/early 90s I have no idea

Another one who lacked talent but couldn't be faulted for his work rate or commitment He was also as strong as an ox, I will never forget John Hartson karate kicking him in the chest and him getting up as if nothing had happened, or when I saw him play in a reserve game a youngster tried to shoulder barge him off the ball and Ostlund sent him flying 6 feet through the air and on to his back.

Quite, I gave him quite a bit of stick at first but I remember watching him at St' Mary's under the darkest days of the Poortvliet regime, when the kids kept giving the ball away every other pass and Wotton working his arse off for 95 mins trying to win it back, putting more effort/work rate in than the rest of the outfield players combined. He may have lacked talent but fair play to him

In one way I was very relieved that Burley left and I will be forever thankful to the Scottish football association for taking that blithering idiot off our hands, however it was only a matter of time before Jason Dodd was going to be appointed

He may have lacked quite a bit in talent but you can't fault him for the effort he put in

Top Gear has gone downhill because the humour is so scripted now it's cringeworthy. Combine that with Richard Hammond's woeful attempts at pretending to be Clarkson and it just gets stupid. They also try and have so-called "on-running gags" like someone leaving the handbrake off their car which are flopping like a wet fish. They still do the odd good thing like the Senna tribute but they just need to let the 3 presenters be themselves a bit more like they were 5 years ago and it'll get better. As for Tesla, top gear had 2 or 3 Teslas they were testing and each of them had different reliability issues. I think the motor was overheating on one and on the other it failed after about 50 miles. If the faults were genuine Tesla don't really have any cause for complaint.