Master Bates

I'd milk her.

Don't suppose there's a Will Shaw on here from Holywood, County Down? Former postman?

I know what you mean That would ruin his pretty boy looks and would probably cripple/maim/kill (delete as appropriate) him.

Imagine if we ever made "an over ambitious move designed only to line our own pockets" and "cash in" on something, I don't know, like matchday pictures.

Yeah I have one. What I mean is will they have a fun day/charity match/or a big ass party?

Anyone know if anything's happening at the Stadium? I text a few people last night and all the replies I had were "huh?" "eh?" "Why would there?" "Have I missed something?" I'm hoping 125 years of SFC gets celebrated, disappointing if not.

No luck for me.

Me and the tits will be back soon, started work yesterday

Super League XVI St Helens v Wigan Warriors - Saturday 12th February 2011 (Kick off 7pm, Millennium Stadium). Bring it on

Barnard starts tomorrow.

Oh ok, i'll go back in to hibernation again, wee weed off about the Grand Final

For one moment I thought he had died. What have I missed?

Being my dads fake house wife I can confirm that there are more than enough hours in the day, even to bake cakes and do gardening.

CabbageFace's brother.

Congrats

Near Aaron Martin then.

Nor will I, i'll be at the Stadium watching.

So so sorry fella, RIP x

I wonder what the Adkins Diet's like.

Yeah I think i'm gonna give you a face palm too

Can that really be done? if so that would be very useful for me right now.

Didn't even realise SISA disappeared, thought they were always about.

He was sacked for slapping around a donkey, tying up its front legs behind the back of its head and teasing it.

I know of a proven manager called Jan, Jan Poortvliet, licence to be good.....................