Master Bates

tut tut DSM tut tut, you just couldn't wait could you. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/5073312.Rare_birds_worth___5_000_stolen_from_Hampshire_farm/

I quite like this one http://www.elbecgardenbuildings.co.uk/Pet-Store/ChickenShack-RS-716L

This might be eggactly what you're looking for http://www.elbecgardenbuildings.co.uk/index.aspx?section=department&deptid=355&gclid=CJHTk-OTwqACFRI-lAodcjdSaA or try popping down the local allotments.

P Diddy prefers Palace over Pompey A source said: "Diddy was in London meeting football fixers a couple of weeks ago. The finance is in place, he's just deciding who he thinks he'll make a bid for. "Portsmouth were mentioned but he thought Palace were a better idea. Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2897149/Rapper-P-Diddy-to-save-Crystal-Palace.html#ixzz0iVySk9BH

It seems half term's come early on the main board.

They still haven't seen it. Jobwise, my CV is on monster etc and no one's phoned! Yet the last time I was out of work and I put my CV up I had calls almost every other hour.

Where's Antonio?!?!?!

Smug looking c**t

Seconded.

And we probably will. Strange season so far, didn't expect to see Leeds 7th and Warrington 2nd.

Hated him ever since I saw him in Hollyoaks once.

One Vision is quite demoralising to us with double vision.

Liebherr having problems getting to the airport?

How does the song go?

Would be excellent, nice 15mins walk for me

Just buy the land up around St Marys and build a football village.

I'll phone them on Monday and make sure they have it and everything's fine with it.

Probably mentioned but still: Pompey are threatening to ban Johnny W******d from Fratton Park for persistent standing and ringing his bell during matches.

Latest news is that i've had to fill in some sort of reclaim form thing, hopefully that'll be the end of it.

I don't see jobs as below me, however some companies see me as too experienced due to my working history and think i'd jump ship if a better job came along, whereas I don't and wouldn't.

I would get a f**king job, but everytime I turn up at Derby Road they pay me to leave! Truce

You b@stard

It's the way you typed it, if it wasn't aimed at me then I very much apologise.

So f*cking sue me.

Look through old posts, i'm hardly on here my mouthy c*nt. I wake up at 7am, I look online for jobs, I phone agencies, late morning/early afternoon I go in to town and look around, I then come home pick my nephew up then go back online looking for jobs. I also buy the Echo on Thurs and Sat. The only reason why I don't have a job is because I was decent enough to give up working to look after my mum. My mum passed away on January 13th, from January 15th i've been looking for work (which I doubt many people who had just lost their mum would do). All in all, up yours you ***** and next time think before you type. I AM NOT A SCROUNGING C*NT!