Master Bates

NOTW = The Sun on a Sunday, sooooooooooooooo, it's all bull 5hit, as some would say.

My dads song to my mum.

Here's my alternate history. If Hitler didn't exist there would not have been WW2 at the time it happened. If there was no WW2 at the time it happened, my nan would not have been moved around Europe until eventually arriving in England. If my nan did not eventually move to England, my mum would not have met my dad. If my mum and dad never met, I would not be here.

But where are the away kits?

Pretty sure impersonating a mod/admin is an infractable offence.

+10

The 'Saints Kits' section could do with a bit of an update, first bit I went to aswell. Now, let's see what else I can find wrong with it.

Very easy decision for my dad, he would save me, his son.

+1.

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/4761752.Southampton_hoping_for_second_World_Cup_chance/

Where can I get a free bird feeder from and free wild bird seeds?

Nothing.

Front page of todays Echo, and page 2.

All sh!t and then you die.

Kelvin Davis promises 'the fans will get a special clap from the lads, we do appreciate seeing them at far away places'. Just remember peeps, despite whatever the result is tonight, there are more important things than football.

Tim Burtons Sweeney Todd x2 Fercking cracking film, not for the gore, but for the singing, the damn right atmosphere, bl00dy amazing film. Another fine partnership by Tim Burton & Johnny Depp, if not the best.

There you go, all sorted my end.

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Mentioned (Pardew) on Friday in the Echo that he'd like a loan in before the window closes. Not definite though.

Conversation with a skate, via text: ok? And by the way, it's 2 hands with 4 fingers on each and one thumb on each.

That's so old that it deserves to be in the Muppet Show.

Cuckoo, cuckoo http://www.goal.com/en/news/89/africa/2009/11/22/1640167/egypts-amr-zaki-rules-out-portsmouth-move-because-i-dont-wish-to-

He stands up front at 6ft 3, Rickie, Rickie, He'll take us to the Premier League, Rickie, Rickie, He gets the ball and takes the ****, He wears the shirt of Matt Le Tiss, And it's Rickie Lambert, Southampton's goal machine.