Pamplemousse

West Ham should sign Lallana, he'd fit right in

They'll have to pay compensation but that'll be it I reckon.

The issue isn't the wind, it's the fact that it's going to arrive on the coast and barely move, so it's just going to dump a load of rain

Don't bother playing Long, he'll be much more effective on the counter away at Liverpool

We should all dress up as Frenchmen, in honour of their stadium being named after the current president.

For some reason it's the main article on the BBC Sport website. The BBC, and in particular the sport department, love to do this, create their own news and sensationalise what is in effect a complete non-story.

Let them form their own super league, the sooner the better.

Anthony Taylor is the referee

Who should play - Gabbiadini Who will play - Austin

Poor result though really, but sounds like they got out of jail. Lucky for them, all of the other teams below them drew too. I still think teams like Barnsley and Sunderland will be able to sustain their good form over a longer period, but they should finish in the play-offs. Peterborough away next week, top of the league and seemingly unstoppable, that'll be their first real test of how good they really are.

I'd be disappointed if we didn't win

Against a team who haven't won all season... Lol

The only other solution is to move our game to the midweek afterwards. Yes it'll clash with the Champions League but I think UEFA allow certain exceptional circumstances.

They still haven't confirmed the date for this one. The problem is that Liverpool are also playing at home. Both Chelsea and Everton play on Sunday, so they can't play on the Tuesday, and the police for obvious reasons don't want Everton and Liverpool playing at home on the same evening. So something has to give. https://www.football.london/chelsea-fc/fixtures-results/chelsea-liverpool-carabao-cup-confirmed-15119341 This article mentions the Thursday as a possible date for one of the fixtures, but all of the four teams are scheduled to play on the following Saturday two days later (including Chelsea v Liverpool, scheduled for live TV) so that doesn't seem possible either, unless they move our away game at Wolves to the Sunday, but the backlash against the short notice wouldn't be pretty. Bit of a headache for the authorities to sort out.

Looking forward to it, at least it's a proper competition instead of a pointless friendly, England v Spain should be a good test for us.

No Lovren, no Lallana, just leaves VVD for an annual Anfield booing in a couple of weeks.

1-0 to Saints

Saw a woman get smacked in the face by a ball when the Saints players were warming up at Reading away

I think I'm right in saying that ourselves and a certain Hampshire club are kept apart.

If Salah gets injured then he has a chance.

Portsmouth Representatives of Illegal Childmaimers and Killers

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45367540 Bertrand's goal is one of the options

They always do this, start the season superbly and by the end of the season look like relegation candidates. If they can sort out their consistency issues and not balls up the second half of the season then they're a decent bet for a European place.

Drugs? Strippers? I hope it's something interesting.

We did alright against the bigger teams under Pellegrino, he's an expert of setting up teams to not get beat. Unfortunately, he used that tactic against teams we really should've been beating.