Pamplemousse

NO NO NO This is not the place for rational thinking and intelligent footballing comments such as yours.

Nail on the head. Although some people on here still seem to think we have a squad capable of competing with the very best in this league.

We did it relatively successfully at home to Man City (yes it was the final day and they weren't on top form but did have something to play for) and lost 3-0 under Pellegrino in what was one of our worst performances under him. I reckon we'll do better up there this time, although the result will likely remain the same. Does anyone know if Ings is allowed to play? He is on loan for this season so I assume not.

We're scoring more goals, we're definitely a better attacking force. Defensively, the same issues remain from Pellegrino's disastrous period, and I believe the players are mentally weak. Things like that take time to sort out. We won't go down, we'll finish lower mid half of the table probably, but it's progress... of some sort.

If we get anything from this game it will be a near miracle. Hopefully PSG do us a favour and cause a few injuries.

I can't believe there are people arguing against the foul. Get your rose tinted glasses off. It was a stupid decision by JWP. Both penalties were stonewallers.

He should've taken him off before then, we were 2-0 up, we didn't need 4-4-2. We were getting overrun in midfield. However, Romeu should've been on the bench because he's our best "enforcer".

Subs were poor, but the players have to take responsibility. Let them back in almost immediately after our second and then went into panic mode.

Just park the bus against Liverpool and hope for the best.

Our ****ing useless defence How deep did they want to drop??? They basically invited them to equalise. We have to learn how to see games out, we did the same thing against Palace and it was only their ineptitude up front that got us out of jail. Midfield dreadful, far too open. Romeu should’ve been on the bench, we needed him in those final 20 mins.

Can't wait for Adrian's meltdown over Long.

How's the golf?

I'm personally hoping for a VVD last minute OG

They're tapping up our cruise ships too

Is it too much to ask for a solid win tonight? 2-0 or something like that, no dramas, just a professional performance from start to finish. Pretty please

They just sold their best player and are in a transition season. Like our fans, their fans don't seem to have much patience, and they'll only realise just how good a manager he is after he's gone. Spooky

Flashing lights, bangs and Iwan Thomas Absolutely sensational stuff

I reckon niceandfriendly is Heisenberg's second account, he uses it to try out new WUM attempts and see what works without ruining his own reputation on the main account

But we beat Palace, who beat Huddersfield, who Everton didn't manage to beat, who we lost to

Early days but Everton haven't started well at all

The moral of the story is to not post stuff on the internet whilst under the influence

A bit early, we've still got the Brighton game

Top of the league

Everton probably once Silva gets sacked

4-2 now The world's greatest come back is on