Pamplemousse

Let's be honest, very few of their players would even make our bench. This is a game we should be winning by at least 2 goals.

And right on cue, here's Batman...

No Clasie or Davis is interesting. Good to see Mané back

Over on POL they are having a go at Premier League clubs who don't pay Corporation Tax. You literally couldn't make it up

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/derby (derby or local derby) British - A sports match between two rival teams from the same area. Southampton v Pompey is a derby because we're from the same area (Hampshire)

Troll. 3/10 for effort.

We will win by more than one goal. Anything less than 6 points in this game and the next will be disappointing.

They're back up to joint top now.

Terrible second half performance. Pelle hasn't scored since November and I doubt he will before the end of the season. Get rid in the summer please. Anyway, a minor blip, we'll be back to winning ways against Bournemouth I am sure.

Pelle and Mane just awful. Like playing with 9 men when they came on.

Mané on in the second half and play on the counter attack. Against a tiring Cahill and Ivanovic it should be fun to watch.

Park the Bus time in the second half!

There will also be immense pressure by the EU to impose huge tariffs, in order to dissuade other countries from leaving the EU. In all honesty, nobody knows what the EU would do in such a situation, as it has never happened, but I don't want to give them an excuse to do so by us leaving. There's no point in us risking our economy, the safe and sensible option is to stay.

We import more from them then they import from us. They hold all the cards when it comes to trade.

UEFA don't help matters unfortunately. And the quarter finals end on the 12th and 13th April, so we won't know until then if Man City qualify. If they do, then the semi-final draw will be on the 15th April, and we would know for certain on which day Man City play. So we get just over 2 weeks' notice.

Then the EU would impose tariffs on us.

We could say no but then we wouldn't have access to the single market, which would hurt us economically. I don't know precisely what would happen as no country has left the EU.

Undemocratic? Yes. But there's no point cutting your nose off to spite your face.

The EU is our biggest trading partner, and we won't be able to not trade with them. They hold all the cards, so they will make us join the free movement area, like Norway and Switzerland. Furthermore, they will probably be even harsher on us in order to dissuade other countries from leaving.

I think they would move the Arsenal match to the Sunday, seeing as it's very unlikely they will be involved in the Champions League.

http://openeurope.org.uk/intelligence/immigration-and-justice/norway-and-switzerland/ Therefore, even if we do leave the EU, if we want access to the single market, we will still have free movement. Leaving will make no difference to immigration from other EU countries. And as we import more from the EU than they do from from us, in terms of a trade agreement, the EU will hold all the cards.

Lol, when the in campaign state the facts, the outers call it scaremongering. Laughable.

I have no feeling either way. They are just another football club. Brighton on the other hand I dislike. I consider them to be more our rivals than Bournemouth.

So that means that all our games up to and including the 1st of May have been scheduled Our games in April against Newcastle, Everton and Aston Villa are all Saturday 3pm kick offs. None of them can be affected by FA Cup matches or the like so, they should be fixed in. The final two games in May are Tottenham and Crystal Palace, and if Spurs are still in the title race then expect that match to be moved for TV coverage. Therefore, it's very very likely that our last Saturday 3pm kick off will be Aston Villa on the 23rd April, and the last one at home to be the Newcastle game on 9th April.

Whilst we're winning at Chelsea and Man Utd, they're losing at the likes of Barnet. It's all rather funny and their delusions make this thread all the more worthwhile. Not only that, but it took us 3 years from getting promoted to better their all-time Premier League finish, without the cheating. WTFILN? It certainly isn't them.