HarvSFC

They've also signed Almiron (£21m), Saint-Maximin (£20m) and Joelinton (£40m) over the last two windows. Newcastle have got it good.

This time last year we were three points worse off, but also one position higher.

Easy, never really in doubt. So there are three teams that are actually worse than us... One point off Bournemouth and the south coast is theirs, they have one of the best managers in the league and all that...

Parries*

Heaton’s bad on the old parties.

Where did they find this Guilbert guy to?

I love Danny Ings.

£15m for Targett, best deal of the summer.

Adams is ex-Birmingham too... They’ll love him.

What. A. Player

Crazy to think this Villa team cost more than £100m. Much like Fulham last season. At least our recruitment team have compiled something with the resources given to them. Their striker cost £2m more than Ings...

Well, at least we aren’t as bad as Watford, Norwich, or Villa...

Targets not defending Ings for the goal, wasn’t anywhere to be seen for the follow up Long chance, just saying...

WTF Long.

We’re not going to start doing the short goalkeeper kicks are we...

McGinn's their best player...

Hojbjerg's never been a world beater, but he's never been this **** either. I'm pretty sure he was given the captain's armband from Bertrand because of his effort on the pitch as well as his talking off it. That effort is no longer there and with his lack of ability he's just not a Premier League central midfielder. Strong signs that he believed the hype of top clubs looking at him last season and now has his mind on his next destination.

This time last year we were second from bottom and on nine points...

Hopefully he feels like doing a Mitrovic if we go down.

One day we'll play well for 90 minutes.

Get Boufal on.

Please run the ball into the ****ing corner when in such scenarios as tonight.

Yeah, at least he puts in the effort and is a threat in the opposition's box. The same can't be said about the £20m centre-back.

Gunn's started seven more league games than McCarthy... He's talking about the here and now. (Although I thought Long did his usual job well when coming on tonight)

We've been calling for early positive subs all season. They happened, we win.