whelk

Who do you think is our most intelligent or sophisticated player in current squad? Do we have any 'thinkers'? I follow a few on Twitter and most seem your stereotypical footballer who doesn't have much to say about anything other than Nandos or Fifa13. I suppose I could always ask Luke Shaw when he does his Twitter Q and A.

Poor lad greeting grief on twitter for accidental tweet of "manUtd_PO" Phone was in pocket.

Blimey the close season is already boring but at least we have a Lawro thread to keep us going. Anyone predict how much of his stomach we will be able to see on MOTD as a result of his ill-fitting shiny weird collared shirts next season? And maybe the miserable got will fall back in love with football after 90 day hiatus

Actually first time I have seen any song suggestion on here that was any good. Simple, no need to have any tone and words actually make sense. The song in OP is embarrassing beyond belief

He's been spotted in London On way to secret meeting with Mou no doubt

The Daily Mail are so good at brainwashing. Littlejohn is no doubt a visionary who tells it straight. Please tell me you also often say 'political correctness gone mad' as you swallow all the poison

What is a Ming?

I lost my marbles in Thailand and ticket office did nothing to help whatsoever. I can relate to the key story.

Nick Clegg

Dan Brown

George Graham

Morgan fit

Odd that we are still only 40/1 to get relegated The accumulator on Wigan winning both games and Saints losing both is over 260/1 ( source oddschecker) So if any pessimist really wants to hedge then do it this way.

So if Wigan beat Arsenal 15-0 We lose to Stoke 20-0 Then Wigan beat Villa 1-0 We are down! Oh providing Sunderland, Norwich and Newcastle get appoint

Do mods do anything about these egotistical cnts that spoil every thread?

Newcastle are away on Sunday

Did anyone see them against WBA? How they won that was beyond me.did really well against City and Spurs and only got. Point though. Injuries taking toll and look nailed on tomorrow to win but don't think they will

Anyone want Wigan win? We can still catch Swansea. I think Wigan will wobble and not win this one

Home fans will help Sunderland lose this

Deffo want stoke win. What si the matter with people and their over confidence. Everyone is catching us and Sunderland being desperate to beat us won't necessarily help them

This placed gets filled with more wnkers by the day. Sad little egos indeed. Hope that adds to this thread

I would have thought you would have been too cool to sing? Milton Road singers were a odd bunch. We all want atmosphere but fact is the singers are the badly dressed geek sorts. No shame in that but wouldn't have thought they were your comrades Turkish?

Borne out by the FA statement "we are now used to consuming our football in those [5:15pm] time slots". At least the Germans seem to have more defiance to the authorities and commercialisation http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/8986321.stm

Has Jonas Townsend been mentioned? Although dont know how highly AVB rates him but impressed me when seen him. Relying on MP for La Liga bargains from cash-strapped clubs. Lets face it most if our transfers have been well guarded so far.

Ah well we might as well hope Villa trounce them now and screw Sunderland's goal diff