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A simple "no" would have sufficed....

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Load of b*ll*cks. I cant see NC going for only 7m upfront.

I like Jerusalem, because it reinforces the fact that England is a Christian country. But I also like I Vow To Thee My Country. I dont like Land of Hope and Glory, because first of all it is sentimental b*ll*cks about a nation long gone, and secondly because it reminds me of the hoi-polloi w*nkers at the Last Night of The Proms. Oh, and I always feel like shouting out "SHUUUT UPPP !!" Like Windsor Davies.

NC has turned us into one of the most exciting teams in the country, delivered a first day of the season win for the first time since dinosaurs walked the Earth, is telling the likes of Wenger and Dalgish to go f**k themselves over their bullying transfer behaviour, and is rapidly breaking down the negative walls around the hearts of even diehards like me. He can moon or swing his schlong around on the front cover as far as I am concerned.

I agree wholeheartedly, just having trouble imagining it playing out like that...

Mewl and puke as much as you all like; bottom line is if he keeps delivering towering performances of the standard he delivered yesterday, some lazy arrogant c**t like Wenger will come in for him.

I'm thinking that we aint going to keep hold of Lallana much longer...

Great result. We played some sharp, intelligent stuff. Was a bit worried about the amount of possession we gave Leeds, and the understanding between Martin and Fonte, however.

Oh yes there was. Your weak justification of Spain's rights to exercise its national interest whilst belittling Gibraltars. Whatever, you are clearly just a WUM who has a problem with Dune. Not worth my effort any longer.

What family are you referring to ?

Actually, forget hypocrisy : You are even managing to contradict yourself.

Yes, these 11 YEAR OLD CHILDREN were really taking the p*ss. You still havent dealt with the rank hypocrisy of your first post that I pointed out to you. You are a first-class w*nker, sir...

This story sickened me. But I agree with your sentiment about the colony's resolve. But I see you got the usual b*ll*cks responses on here. If it doesnt matter any more because of the EU, maybe someone should explain to the Spanish so they stop picking on little kids. And what the Daily Mail has to do with it when this was put on You Tube, I'll never know..

Maybe its time to get interested then. According to the Mail today, Capello is dropping Lampard in order to play a midfield unit containing the likes of Wilshere, Parker and Young.

6-46 overall. Totally turned the game. What a player he is turning into...

You've taught him the worlds to "My old man, said be a Pompey Fan" ? Disgraceful !!!

Maybe there was a flash-in-the-pan fracas at the club, and now everyone has kissed and made up ?

FFS, Dont tell Woopert. EDIT: Forget it, no danger, he doesnt like paying for shares.

Thanks for the detailled summary. Sounds like a good night, though with some minor concerns about Bart, Seaborne and AOCs injury.

I defy ANYBODY to go to iTunes and pull up The Radioactive Chicken Heads version of "Institutionalized" by Suicidal Tendencies and NOT spit their coffee over the keyboard. A seriously bad head-f*ck...

Sepultura's version of "The Hunt" pushes New Model Army's in terms of catchiness, but missed the vicious venegeance of the original. Someone managed a pretty good attempt at "Love Like Blood" by Killing Joke a while ago, but cant remember the name, and the original version is just about the best song EVER. He's a joke answer : Paul Young's version of Love Will Tear Us Apart. Oooo, nearly forgot. "Tears of a Clown" by The Beat.

Deffo. Sylvian can sing, Nico was a droning Kraut.

You mean Anti-Nowhere League's "so what" ? Talking of Anti-Nowhere League, their version of "The Streets of London" is much better than Ralph McTell's I also think "I'm on Fire" by the Guana Batz is better than Bruce Springsteen's.

I agree with the sentiment of your post, but nevertheless could she f**king sing or could she f**king sing...