Lighthouse

Or at least not actually do that as an opening line. Seriously though, MB good luck. As a 30 something bloke with hairy tits I can't really help but there's someone out there for you.

He has been a bit Carrillo for Bournemouth. Lord help them if he's the replacement for Wilson.

Last I heard he joined Roath Ravers but that must have been 3/4 years ago.

We signed Moi and Juanmi in June and Toby and Mane on deadline day. Now that the window closes before the season starts it doesn't really matter.

If anything I actually like it. Seeing the rest of the top six b*tching about City is hilarious and hypocritical is roughly equal measures. "They bought the title!" scream fans of Utd, who spent £180m on two players.

I'd rather watch this than some gritty 1-0, even if an upset would have been nice.

Might as well have a thread for what everyone else is up to. Brighton haven't hung around in replacing Hughton, BBC reporting they're set to appoint Graham Potter.

Nice to see they're really trying to capture the spirit of Manchester with that kit. By which I mean the snake skin effect, 4 inch long, faux-leather skirt worn by a 55 year old, unemployed, chain-smoking, midday drinking Bingo player in Salford

Because he is neither.

I thought we were trying to offload old, injured, overrated, expensive players and cut the wage bill? Let me put it this way; if he was here already, I'd be trying to get rid of him. Not going to happen anyway, thankfully.

You know what, they're actually not bad. Certainly compared to that TGI Friday's nightmare I thought we were getting. I'd almost say I like the two away kits, I'd have to see them in the flesh to confirm. Don't like the black shoulder-blades, the button or the look of the logo; I'm hoping it's not as cheap and plasticy looking as the Flybe one we had in the Poortvleit season. Can't help but feel the charcoal away (probably my favourite) would look better with simply white text on the logo. Rather than dark text on a white outline on a dark background. Oh well.

His sister looks alright though.

Bad luck chaps.

Personally, all of the top 6 have just morphed into one massive global corporate nothingness. Don’t really care less whether Spurs, Chelsea or Man Utd won the League, they’re all the same just with a different badge. The only one which is different is Liverpool. They are all of the above but worse because they genuinely believe they are special and that everything they do is some sort of iconic moment in football history.

Neither are most of James Corden’s jokes, I don’t like them either.

They have a sport polo shirts were specifically designed for, its called polo. Why would you put a collar and buttons on a football shirt; is it so you can go straight to a nightclub after the game without getting charged? It looks like something the ride attendants would wear at Disney World. I can’t think of one redeeming feature, it’s the Elyounoussi of football kits.

Can you imagine throwing away a 2-0 lead against a team like Derby. How embarrassing.

Leeds sure know how to bottle a season.

We of all fans should remember that.

This again?! If you genuinely believe Buzzin’ ‘Orn made a serious threat to your life then call Hampshire Police on 101 and make a proper report with them. I agreed to delete it but I’m not banning him just for that so get over it.

Priceless. Enjoy your holiday!

Did you not read the article. Klopp and a couple of players gave a generic, 20 second, "congratulations to City, they've played very well," interview after the game. If that doesn't prove that the entire club is a better class of person, I don't know what does. Seriously though, I don't think many of them realise how they've acquired their victims tag and this very article is a classic example of it. Mind you, they thought they were the victims when Luis Suarez racially abused Patrice Evra, so it's hardly surprising.

The difference being that I don't think either of those deaths were a direct result of something that happened on the show. I've only ever watched it when my ex. insisted on having it on but most of the people on there seem to be highly insecure, desperate for attention and lacking in intelligence. That and the fact that they aren't really doing anything on there they wouldn't be doing in some sh*tty bar in Magaluf. Having said that, Love Island is absolute tripe and we'd all be better off if that went off air too.

At least we won’t have to watch another West Brom yo-yo season.

Switched over to that Chernobyl drama instead of watching E.T. Before my time but good grief that accident was grim.