Lighthouse

Dump and kettle time.

Forgot the smiley winky thing, on account of how often Sky mention it.

Their first choice are probably at the Etihad. Did you know Man City are playing later?

Sorry, my feed is a bit delayed, you're right. First viewing looked like a stone waller.

How was that not?

Getting a bit sloppy now.

What a save!

Yep, they just mentioned Redmond... talking to Pep... and what Pep said... and whether Pep would do the same against Man Utd next week.

I don't think you quite get this. It's not Boufal I have the problem with in that team, it's the 9 defensive players behind him. This is worse than the team Koeman put out in Denmark.

So you're proposing to put him in a team with 9 defensive players?

The Amy Winehouse version has got to be one of the most overplayed songs in the history of radio. That and Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol.

Nope. Just Eugenie and Beatrice, in g-strings and nipple tassels.

- - - - - - - - - - Forster - - McCarthy Cedric - Stephens - Yoshida - VVD - Hoot - Bertrand - - - - - - - - Hoj - - Romeu - - - Lemina

Nasri was the first.

We sacked the guy who got us 6 points more than 4th bottom last year. Which is where we will be tomorrow evening if we win and so do Spurs. Not defending either manager but I don't think Puel was better.

The stoppable force meets the movable object.

How can a game we do not lead in at any point be considered to be in 'the jaws of victory'?

I don't understand why someone couldn't just put whichever prefix corresponds to their own reproductive equipment and have done with it. I fail to see why you would need to identify or dis-identify with a specific gender when buying a football ticket. On the other hand, I really don't give a sh*t.

He was sh*te.

I can't decide whether I love or hate this forum on days like this.

Fairly obviously a 'lets try and keep the score down' sub. We aren't going to score, Boufal or not, let alone get 3 goals without reply.

Don't know but I look forward to the 'all smiles' twitter photos of the team training, followed by a video of the players banging them in from 25 yards, against a bunch of inflatables.

Errr.... Something about running and pressure, good honest lad, popular in the dressing room, loyalty etc. Don't worry about the score line he's a 'nightmare to play against' apparently.

Sad really, when I saw that I just thought, 'ha! Good for my fantasy team.' There is just no entertainment in following Saints at the moment. None.

Those players have 2 goals from open play this season.