Lighthouse

1 match. Cleverly has picked up a nasty looking injury against Spurs. Could be out for a while.

Spurs looking decent against Everton but wasting chances.

Did he just say, "we slept about a bit in the first half."?

A few accumulators ruined this afternoon. A Good day for the bookies.

8 minutes for West Ham to hold on at... oh hang on, never mind.

Friend suddenly remembers he is a Liverpool fan. Chelsea

Yep. A bit like the disallowed goal against Bompey he went down under the lightest of challenges, except Liverpool players at Anfield get a bit more sympathy from refs than Saints players at WHL. Coutinho off for an early bath now. Just to rub salt in, Sterling scores for Man City.

I love how he made an absolute hash of trying to run it out for a throw, got away with it when the lino bailed him out, then made another absolute howler.

Getting the Micky taken out of him after West Ham scored. Bompey winning again.

Tommo on Soccer Saturday.

Not sure why you would be outraged by what is a pretty poor attempt at a wind up. Just another idiot starved of attention who seeks it by trying to antagonise strangers on the internet.

My team FWIW Stek Cedric - Fonte - Caulker - Yoshi Wanyama - Romeu Mané - Juanmi - Tadic Pelle

Alex Morgan CDAJFU.

Mitrovic s/o after 16 minutes. A bit hard according to Jeff Stelling but it makes up for the red he should have had against us.

10 years ago today we drew 1-1 at Coventry under Harry Redknapp on a Monday night. Jamie Stowcroft (6) and Ricardo Fuller (12) with the goals. Niemi Hajto - Powell - Lundekvam - Higgy Prutton - Quashie - Oakley - Belmadi Ormerod - Fuller It was the first of 8 consecutive league draws.

I would say that's fair enough as he has been capped by Spain. I'd be surprised if Spain have capped a player worse than J Rod is at the moment.

Walcott and AOC both starting in the early kick off at SJP. Chambers has been dropped, unsurprisingly.

I disagree. People always say, "lets play the kids, they can't be worse than the senior players," then when they play they get slated. JWP and Targett are prime example of that, widely criticized so far this season but both considered brighter prospects so far by the coaches and management. It's the same with Reed, who seems to be the answer to our problems according to some people, when in fact he is very raw and prone to some rash challenges.

Our accamedy is horrendous if we can't just click our fingers and summon a premier League quality RB at a moments notice? You post some utter nonsense. We had Chambers, we sold him for £16m, nothing wrong with that. The only crime is reinvesting the money poorly. Martina... The jury is out.

Dreadful. But then the team that started cost less than we've just sold Morgan for so should we really be that surprised. I was astonished by the team. It's basically 6 defenders hoofing it at 2 strikers with the complete non-entity of JWP and Davis in no man's watching stuff fly over their heads. Not one creative player on the pitch. Mane? Tadic? Juanmi? Soares? I'd have started all 4 of them and at least gone for a badly defended 3-3 instead of that garbage.

Wouldn't work, too many big problems like; 1 - How do you decide who plays in this big league? The same teams every season? If not, surely it's just like the Champs League now. 2 - Away day travel would bankrupt most fans. 3 - The Premier League would lose all interest from major TV companies both here and abroad. Do you think many people in Spain or China would watch a league being fought over by Saints, Stoke and Everton? With no money, the new Euro League would just buy anyone remotely decent from EPL. We'd end up like the SPL or Eredivise.

Pompey at Fratton for me. I know a win is anything but guaranteed given our current form but I'd love a chance to stuff them in their own back yard. Failing that, sh*t team at home as always. If we can get to the SF beating a bunch of L1 and L2 teams then brilliant, the reality is we will go out under performing away to some L1 Northern club on a sh*tty wet Tuesday night in autumn.

Once really, plus a gift from a blind lino in front of the cop.

Farewell tour £££££££ ... Comeback tour ££££££ Me, cynical?!