Lighthouse

Sounds a bit too Scouse for me, I'll pass thanks.

Mancini out? Being hopelessly outclassed by Utd wont have pleased the owners this season. That might just have done it for him. Fantastic, magical end to a cup final. Delighted for Wigan. They are (hopefully) going down but wow.

That's based on faith in our management and b*gger all else really. I'm assuming he is better than Jos and Fonte otherwise we wouldn't have bothered signing him. Obviously if we signed someone else like Astori he would walk into the centre of our defence (hopefully he would move a bit quicker when he gets there).

My personal starting XI Boruc Clyne - Yoshi - Forren - Shaw Cork - Morgan ????? - Gaston - ????? JRod Bench: K. Davis Fonte S. Davis/JWP Lallana/Puncheon Lambert + another offensive and one defensive new signing I'm not entirely convinced Lambert is the future. He's done a decent job at every level but I can't help but fear Premier League defenders will have him figured out next season. QPR and West Brom have already got it nailed on. Stick a big CB on him and don't let him give him any time on the ball. I'm not entirely sure either way. Half of me thinks you can't drop lambert, he is the top English goal scorer FFS. The other half isn't convince he will take us into Europe. He would be a great option to have on the bench obviously. He Lallana and Puncheon can all come on and change the game.

Confirmed on SSN. Moyes will be the new man.

I think a larger chunk of prize money for progressing would make teams take it more seriously. I doubt teams like Fulham and Stoke would put a reserve team out against each other if there was £10m at steak for getting to the final.

Colchester away in the fog in League 1. Not being able to see the second half of the pitch and singing stuff like, "where are ya?" and "we can't see you sneaking out" Probably one of the lowest points in Saints history. Freezing, soulless ground, no atmosphere, sh*te game, lost 2-1.

I think Spurs without Bale would be a realistic target for a team to beat next season. On that (slightly tenuous) basis, Spuds to miss out on the top 4 is good.

Huntelaar still scoring about a goal every other game in the Bundesliga. Trouble is he will be 30 come August and will probably be on sizeable wages.

Remember dancing like idiots in the last game before Championship relegation away at Forest. Everyone was in surprisingly good spirits and singing "That's why were going down," after going 1-0 up and letting in 3 in the last 10 minutes (I think).

9th?

Okay, lets go through the teams we will definitely finish above next season. Spurs - Will struggle without Bale West Brom - Will struggle without Lukaku Swansea - Will struggle without Michu Villa - Will struggle without Benteke Everton - Will struggle without Moyes Man Utd - Will struggle with Moyes Liverpool - Gerrard getting old, can't carry the team much longer Chelsea - Jose goes to Bayern so they get Andy Gray instead Arsenal - Something about Wenger and foreign kids Norwich - They keep inbreeding Man City - FFP rule destroy their squad West Ham - Their hoofball will get found out Stoke - Their hoofball will get found out Newcastle - Saints turn up at SJP with new German signing. All French players immediately give up. Sunderland - Their manager is a complete fruitcake. But definitely not a Facist. 3 promoted teams - All relegation fodder. This is their one season in the spot light. Reckon we might struggle against Fulham though

The 3-3 game at OT was good for a laugh. Pahars nutmegging Stam and Le Tiss nutmegging Taibi.

If we're serious about Europe next season then I'll pass thanks. Decent Premier League players but I'm not sure they would really move us on.

If by happy you mean running around the streets topless, chucking empty cans of lager passing cars, then yes they are probably delighted.

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Right I'm off for a shower. Swansea had better have won 5-2 when I get back. In the mean time I'll leave you in the company of Sister Josephine.

Turned the TV on 10 seconds into stoppage time and that happens.

Stoke and Swansea not taking any up there then?

Pretty much my view on it. Don't think I'd stake an outside chance of relegation on the off chance we could make the top 10.

No, he's a lying idiot. Same as alpine, Blakey and Dalek.

F**k off, Eric is banned from Barasti. I don't believe in curses but he's a curse.

Have you seen Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back? If not don't worry, it's dreadful but at the end of it they come in to a lot of money and jet around the world beating up all the internet trolls who wound them up. Better than adding them to the ignore list.

Call me a plastic but I'd probably take a year or 2 in the NpC for £8,000. As much as I want Saints to stay up, being in the NpC really isn't the end of the world.