Lighthouse

Players always have to be 5 times better to get into the squad if they aren't at a big club. Just look at Chambers, ignored for the whole of last season, signs for Arsenal and he's in the squad after 2 games.

Actually they censor anything remotely controversial from most radio and TV channels. In the USA they censored the word 'suicidal' from a Sean Kingston song.

I never got that, just seems like the most tedious link to being vaguely racist. Might as well say 7 is a racist number because G stands for Gestapo. Or 63123 because it stands for fried chicken and watermelon.

Some of them seem to be a bit confused about our 'snake impression'. If there are any Spurs fans reading this, we aren't planning to hiss. We will be taking a selection of rodents to the game, squeezing them and swallowing them whole. I hope this clears up the confusion.

Are you sure that's her? Need to get a better look at the ear lobes.

This game was probably the lowest we've been in the Football League for decades. A few days later we spanked Gillingham 4-1 and shot up like a rocket from then until being 2nd in the Prem today.

F**king hell, Dalek is STILL getting bites with that routine? I didn't think you could fish with 10 year old bait.

I think if we change the penultimate line to 'now we've got Koeman' we can pretty much sing it all season.

Isn't it about time we just told these people to f**k off, rather than pandering to their stupid desires to make like awkward for the rest of us.

I kind of thought that too but then he was in Watford's Premier League team and that was a good 8 years ago now. I can't believe he is 2 years older than Lennon who seems to have been around since the dawn of time. I remember him playing for Leeds in the Prem.

The truth is we're glad you left us All through the summer We didn't sell Morgan Now your below us You are an organ

We took 2 points from the next 3 corresponding fixtures last season, so definite room for improvement coming up.

The article goes on to accuse Young of killing Diana.

This is a bit like when Roy Hodgson called Townsend a monkey last year. There wasn't a sane person in the country who thought he was actually being racist but that didn't stop the media telling us all it was a big race row.

We're due something against Spurs. Those two last minute winners at the Lane were hard to take, especially after being 2-0 up last season.

I think the home game that season is the only appearance against us he hasn't scored in. Scored against us at SMS when Pardew was in charge, then again in the JPT the next season and in the only League game he played. Then at Turf Moor the year after, then yesterday. I left him in my FF team deliberately for this weekend.

As a neutral, I really wouldn't be that interested in Saints just because they've beaten 4 crap teams. I thought our billing last night was fair enough, if every fan started demanding extended highlights showing every chance, MOTD would be 3 hours long. Just be glad we aren't in League 1 any more, watching 30s of highlights at 1am. The matches are order on how exciting the game was. Our game was entertaining enough but hardly riveting.

Shameful dive from Lallana there.

Who's this Irish Muppet commentating on the Hull game. Sounds like he is talking to people who have never watched football before.

I think you could tell which team had just played a midweek game at the EK and who had the night off. They looked fresher second half and caused us a few problems. Having said that, we would have been out of sight if we had taken a couple of the chances we wasted. Good to grind out a result. Not at our best but we got the job done. What a goal from Pelle too. Tikkabooson.

Didn't we get him sacked? Remember Beattie scoring a belter of a free kick at the lane.

No there isn't.

Last time out maybe but we spanked them in their own back yard in the away game (before 'Arry was there). Hopefully they put out the same dreadful performances they've been doing in every other game so far.

Speak for yourself. For me the main concern was about how we spent the money we made through player sales. Koeman's team has so far proven my point, it's not about who you sell it's who you replace them with. Liverpool seem to be finding this out, having lost a striker who would terrify most Premier League defences they have struggled to cause anywhere near the same problems this year.

There are some on here who burst into tears about a cup tie 30 years ago every time the word 'Everton' is mentioned. 'Arry on the other hand can p*ss off. As dodgy as a £9 note.