Baird of the land

Really pathetic

Ref is a complete cheat

Surely we can't leave Lyanco at RB all game getting demolished at some point Gordon is accidently going to hit it on target or locate another newcastle player or they'll replace the useless sod. Could we move KWp to that side and Djenepo to left (really don't want to see AMN)

Not of a fan of the refs approach to bookings. Gunimares 2 fouls in a mnute, nothing. How we're the only ones to come out with a booking is wrong. Good effort by Saints, forunate though that Gordon is useless (otherwise game could be over). Armstrong playing very well and capped off by smart movement(stopping his) for the goal. Still not convinced we''ll hold it (and definitely not going to get invested in miracolous escape nonsense) but guess just enjoy these fading moments of premier league football

Brave Sir Robin

These teams just get weirder and weirder. Who is playing full back? Lyanco or is it Djenepo?

Yeah trying to rely on him as the main striker is a bad idea. A striker who averages about 9 goals a season is going to be useful to teams as a 2nd striker

Che won't be here next season. There will be premier league interest and there's no way the club will let him run down his contract and walk for free.

9 nil to Newcastle incoming

West Ham not out of it yet. Man City and Man Utd their next 2 games. By then they could be sucked back down in the mix for the other 2 places. They have a fun last 2 games against Leeds & Leicester too.

I think it would be a bit weird to get rid in the summer. Che will go(his contract running down), Tella (will likely be targetted by Burnley in the prem)Armstrong would be the guy left that has actually a record of scoring at that level. Are we gonna recoup much for him given his last 2 years.

We're relegated. You might as well start the developmental 1 over the veteran. I'd also prefer to see Payne over Arsenal Maitland Niles, for the same reason if Perraud is out

Note probably said something like 'win some headers'

I'll hold off my excitement until we get a less bloated 1st team squad and a first team manager willing to play talented kids

Please can the next manager actually adapt the team approach to the weaknesses of the opposition they are playing.

Apparently that was a dynamic frontline! That’s why we didn’t want to play a target man.

Yeah there was an instance late on where sulemana got hacked, I turned away from the screen for a second and we’d already gone all the way back to McCarthy from the fk.

The big negative is we are likely going to be stuck with a fair number of these garbage players.

Kwp with the empty we’ll try and win the last 5 ratherthan honesty.

Quite funny that selles subs alcaraz when he is playing well and leaves him on when he has his worst game for us.

Maybe he’s finally off to get a copy of the league table.

Forest must be salivating about the guaranteed 3 points against us

S. Armstrong was actually decent when he came on (so i'm sure selles will have noted down to drop him from the squad for the next few games)

Curious what waffle he'll come up with in the post match interview to justift his barmy choices

We're going for a top 10 collection surely. Thought Villa away under ralph was pathetic.