Maggie May

Game over.

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I'd be more than happy turning my back on football altogether if Redknapp ever returns here. It's laughable some fans are even contemplating the idea when we haven't kicked a ball in the Premier League and have one of the best up and coming British managers in the game. Isn't that what we were craving for so long since HR took us down?

This place thrives on pessimism.

Wigan will be fine. Swansea, WBA, Stoke and Norwich will all struggle.

Centre 2000.

Yes. Hope that phelps.

Yes. Hope that phelps.

Here's what I posted on July 13. Obviously needs a bit of work.

If he's injured, how are we going to get him "Saints fit" before the season opener? Avoid.

Yoshikatsu Kawaguchi to Pompey.

It was savage, though Bellamy over-egged it.

Are the beeb showing every Team GB match? Personally, I'm sick of international footy after the woeful Euros.

I admit I don't know much about Clyne but it's exciting to sign promising young players rather than journey men. It would be refreshing to field one of the youngest teams in the Premier League - and impress.

How can you even begin to compare half of those players when some haven't experienced the highest division? Beattie consistently performed well in a Premier League team and hadn't even tasted the lower divisions. Davis was considered a liability for Sunderland (though has improved dramatically with us, albeit not in the Prem). Telfer was an honest pro who put always put in a good shift, even when he was at Premier League Coventry, and went on to play for Celtic after us. Spiderman hasn't even played for his national team, while Svensson is still the captain of his!

Lee Todd.

To the tune of Red Red Wine: Nathaniel Clyne, So good you can see, You know you're not alone, In tearing apart, Fratton Park.

The Twitter poster is mistaken. We've signed a sponsorship deal with Hargroves Cycles on the Millbrook Road service road. I was hoping we'd pull of a coup by teaming with March Sports, but I'm content.

The new Jelle Van Damme.

Rofl thread. Embarrassing reactions. It's a kit. I'm far more grateful we have a club to support in the Premier League. Have some perspective.

But will the players show genuine passion towards the plans?

Wigan will have a decent season. WBA and Norwich will struggle. Think Laudrup will be a disaster for Swansea.

Loved the first one. I had the loopy landscapes expansion pack too. I bought the third installment but wasn't impressed.

I'd be very impressed if Rangnick went to West Brom. They seem to be able to attract some good managers.

Tripe. The OP is notorious at starting dud speculation threads