Delboy Dave

Imagine being Bale and earning £140,000 Every. Single. Day.

At this rate I reckon my miles and miles of carpet tiles will be worth a fortune! Rodders! Get the van started we are gonna go and sell Brendan Rodgers some Davie Bowie LPs, Cushty!

Did anyone listen to talksport last night ?

If he wants to go so be it. But why on earth are Southampton happy to just recoup the £15m outlay from 2 years a go? What about his £m in wages? And why sell so cheap when Tyrone Mings is £25-30m ?

Has Axel Witsel and Wesley Sniejder signed yet?

Alright James ? Keep up the work me old mukka, it’s triffic to see sucha big improvement in your game - bonne de bouche!

Given the money involved in Football, I suspect it was a nice big fat payday

What an horrendous shirt

deadline day departure

Anyone know what is wages are in the region of per week ?

Great to see Matthew Le God having a good time

I reckon he was hard done by too. Perhaps the PL was a step too much but we will never know. Olay Olay, olay olay Billy sharp sharp sharp ?

Hi Nordic hindsight Saint. Are you saying we shoulda kept MP, or still sacked him despite not being in the bottom 3 but appointed someone else? If so what would be your top 3 realistic alternatives

I guess “because that’s what the market is”, but how the fück someone as bang average as Stephens gets £2.5m/year is all that’s wrong with football. This bloke earns more in one week than I do in a year and he’s Jack fücking Stephens. He’s not even got an exciting name ffs

£50k a week? Really? I mean REALLY?!! £2.6m a year for Jack ****îng Stephens? That is absolutely mental

Well you can have 7 of them as a sub! Forster Fonte Cedric Shaw Lemina Tadic Lambert

Who would you put in goal given the choices? Boruc?

What we saying for subs? Forster/Boruc Shaw Chambers Lemina JWP? Rodriguez Pelle

So we’ve had threads about the best 3 signings and the ultimate 11, so how about our best 11 since PL return? Boruc/Forster Clyne Alderweireld VVD Bertrand Schneiderlin Wanyama Lallana Tadic Mane Lambert

Balls to the wall McCarthy Cedric Stephens Bertrand Tadic Rom Lemina Boufal Long Carrillo Gabbi

Would you swap this lot for the pre exodus squad? Not a cat in hells chance

Let’s hope the players ignore MP get their collective heads together and bloody go for it

That’ll teach me to read tweets properly. I’m blaming a heavy night and a early start

Harrison Reed doesn’t want to return to Southampton even if first team football is on offer

Steve de ridder