Danbert

23-year old Kai Naismith was Cook's second signing after taking over. Naismith signed a 3 and a half year contract in May 2015 after joining from Accrington Stanley for an undisclosed fee. This is what he had to say back then: "Delighted to have signed for @officialpompey A massive club with a great history I hope I can be involved in taking them back in the right direction. Can't wait to play at fratton park infront [sic] of the fans." Now he's been transfer listed along with Matt Tubbs who, if memory serves, was poached at vast expense from League 1. These are two players who they evidently felt were it special and were worth investing that bit extra in. Ouch

Completely agree

Some passionate fans there

Oh yeah

God they really are awful. I can't see a single League-1-standard player on that pitch.

Look, why not back off and leave us to discuss this. It's a rumour in the national press and this is a football forum.

You ****ing beauty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLWrASQn8T8

Looks the spitting image of JRod

He ran the show - some lovely touches and precisely weighted passes.

Highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p14pJO9AjDw

He does things with the ball that other players aren't capable of - he's a joy to watch. It baffles me that other people slate him.

Is that a confession?

http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=629590 "We need someone that can take us up in one season so hopefully Cook will quit and we can look at a proper manager like Pellegrini"

Hahahahahaha

What does this: "Blues supporters have witnessed the far-fetched occurrence of a goalkeeping netting a stoppage time equaliser at Morecambe this season." even mean?

The thrilling day Mick Williams forgot to turn his phone off in court:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/apr/05/middlesbrough-huddersfield-championship-match-report The whole match report is one long Gaston eulogy...

They have donkeys for that

Thought he looked decent when he came on, particularly when he setup Pelle with a lovely little dinked pass.

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Their fixture list leading up to this game is extreme. I fancy us to wipe the floor with them.

So... with 16 games still to play, the Skates face nine away matches, and they haven't won away from home in 2 months. Nearly all of their 7 remaining home games are against teams in the promotion race. With just one win in their last 6 matches, I'm really starting to doubt that they'll stay the course.

Pluckiest, bravest and bestest most ten-maniest heroics