Danbert

I will never mock their attendances again, anyone who turns up to watch that sort of dross deserves at least a modicum of respect.

Not a single Portsmouth shot in the first half according to the Beeb

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/nov/11/premier-league-team-season-so-far Both Pelle and Van Diyk are in there

You're right, it's still goobledigook.

The father, who mistakenly claimed a Cherries fan snatched from his 12 year old son a top player’s shirt after it had been handed to the boy after a game against Saints last Sunday, has withdrawn the accusation.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo...y-protest.html Personally, I don't have any problem with this at all

Sweet Jesus - that really is kick about level stuff

"The Portsmouth Supporters Trust have had a turbulent year with a number of operational issuestaking a disproportionate amount of time and effort. This culminated in an open meeting in April wherean Audit of the Boards effectiveness was requested by the membership present at that meeting. Aftersome time to determine the team to carry out the audit and to agree the Terms of Reference the auditfinally got underway in late July. Copies of the Terms of Reference and CV's of the team are includedin this document." http://www.pompeytrust.com/userfiles/file/PST%20Audit%20Report.pdf

Very tight table that, with Pompey just three points above Wimbledon in tenth. It would be hugely amusing if they missed out on promotion, sacked their manager and completely rebuilt the squad over the summer.

Buying? Surely, that would involve actually paying?

http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-set-to-extend-training-ground-1-7032210

That's two goals from their last four home games

Turns out Jed Wallace is ****: http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2015/10/20/kenny-jackett-admits-jed-wallace-is-struggling-at-wolverhampton/

The most passionestest have been throwing coins: http://mobile.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/portsmouth-football-club-statement-2747194.aspx

Maybe he just thinks Alli is a better player.

It's the conditions, I imagine. The total lack of Championship-standard floodlighting in Cambridge must be getting to them.

http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-supporters-trust-keen-on-golden-share-idea-1-6999058

Given this huge and not at all pathetic global fan base, surely they'll soon be back where such a massive club belongs? http://mobile.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/mark-catlin-visits-pompey-stateside-supporters-club-in-las-vegas-2720473.aspx

"Admired around the world," allegedly: http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/trust-announce-increase-in-shareholding

******

Daringly, they've set a date. Expect the new dawn that is Championship-standard illumination next Tuesday.

Trouser snake, knob, cock, ****, John Thomas, Willy, phallus, member, manhood, dong, *****, chopper, todger

Comical Allen has a book coming out: http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-book-to-hit-the-shops-1-6976297

Clyne's now an England regular and Schneiderlin's a fixture in the Man U midfield. Even with my rose-tinted spectacles firmly in place, that's hardly a step backwards for them.

They've started work on the floodlights, allegedly.