Danbert

So... with 16 games still to play, the Skates face nine away matches, and they haven't won away from home in 2 months. Nearly all of their 7 remaining home games are against teams in the promotion race. With just one win in their last 6 matches, I'm really starting to doubt that they'll stay the course.

Pluckiest, bravest and bestest most ten-maniest heroics

They're dressing this up as a public consultation on the future of the fortress: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-fans-to-be-given-say-in-fratton-future-1-7206028 "We took over a stadium in a pretty poor state, and although it is as good as it has been for many years, fundamentals still require sorting out in the next two to three years. For instance, the Milton end is pretty much shot to bits now and is a big problem for the club." It may be a cess pit, but it's definitely the bestest most bottomless money pit. "Public consultation" evidently means that the gulible few will fleeced yet again to stop Fortress Fratton from blowing away in the next stiff breeze. WTFILN?

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/globe-gate-was-second-lowest-in-pompey-history-1-7195437?

What a strike from Rickie too... Highlights here:

They didn't lose. They heroically almost won.

Well, that was plucky

http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/pst-to-work-with-ea-sports? So basically, my mate works for EA Sports and he'll give us some free gear.

The Blue Few are not our rivals. They used to be, now they're just a joke.

My member's still young and perky

Disappointed with this game. I'd rather be losing to Oxford United.

Clasie looked really, really good today. I thought he had more influence on the game than Morgan.

Oh... my... God...

Nice to see they're giving something back to the fans: http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/portsmouth-football-club-seeking-volunteers-for-labouring-work-2913950.aspx?

Lol :-)

He reminds me a lot of Craig Mackail-Smith - bloody nuisance of a player who never gives up

Big Vic played 60 passes today, with a pass completion of 88%.

This

More underwater casinos in the works... http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/work-has-started-on-pompey-s-fratton-future-1-7150229

Tin-pottiest, Christmas home-knit special: http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/network-pompey-business-club-december-event-a-christmas-special-2851770.aspx?

Styx?

Yeah, so what they seem to be saying is that they have a written agreement that has a set duration. If they want him for longer and Sheffield United want him back then they can't have him, but, on the other hand, if Pompey don't want him, he can go back to Sheffield. This doesn't seem very logical or fair to me, so a definite Portsmyth.

So, if I've got this right... they think they're entitled to keep a player they haven't got a contract with just because he's turned out not to be ****, and Nigel's going to tell them to stick it, the jealous scummer. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-upbeat-mcnulty-agreement-will-hold-firm-1-7105223

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-weigh-up-future-for-second-string-1-7096993 This is an impressive feat of total twazokdom. Their scouse neanderthal admits he took the wrong snap decision when puling the skate reserves team out of their league. Now, they're finding matches hard to organize, but apparently, even if they could organize them, it would ruin the pitch.

According to the article, the event is in aid of some caravan charity. Bizarre, but true.