Danbert

Lol :-)

Is this the first time they've lost to a non-league team?

Well that was pretty much their full strength first team against a non-league side missing some key players Yes please to some quotes from POL

Highly amusing fact alert. Since losing to Chelsea in the final in 2010 Pompey, have won a grand total of zero FA Cup matches. So, if they do manage to sneak a victory against the Shots this evening, it will be a hugely significant and historic turnaround in their fortunes.

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2014/nov/17/tesco-uk-supermarkets-closure-industry-profit-growth-goldman-sachs

That's not a toilet, it's the Fratton Community Centre

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/11233635/Supermarkets-could-start-to-close-warns-Waitrose-boss.html Any updates Mr local architect?

Ha-ha, they have a Dalek

Lol, burning issue indeed. The ***** fight is much more entertaining. Come on, fight, fight, fight (aswe used to shout in my playground)

Sure, they just make stuff up. We're doommed I tell you, you're blind if you can't see it.

I now have a mental image of Ray, Uncle Avram, Ray's daughter and a Thai belle in a 2-girl-on-grandads grind. Thanks very much...

Wow, this is tin pot: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/mystery-of-missing-tie-sparks-appeal-1-6414301

"an undisclosed seven-figure sum towards future stadium improvements." Here's to the new era of openness, fan-powered democracy and a total and utter absence of brown envelopes, vague accounting and lies.

Gaah they make me sick: http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/what-does-pompey-mean-to-you?

Micah should be ashamed, that's far from what I think of as a "community club"

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/nov/10/good-housekeeping-premier-league-high-flyers

The total lack of humility, decency or self-knowledge. Someone should put up a huge Portsmouth-encompassing mirror so they can all look themselves in the face and learn a few home truths.

"Stevanage?" Shurely shome mishtake Jeff.

Never in the history of association football has there ever been such overwhelming dominance in an individual battle on the field of play as we saw today between Jefferson Antonio Montero Vite and Callum Chambers. From this day forth, those on the receiving end of such embarrassment shall be know as having been 'Monteroed' in honour of the Ecuadorian.

What's unbelievable is that f'ing Newcastle are 3 points off the top four. It's pretty clear that, while Saints are having a great season, it's also a question of a lot of the top teams being really pants. It looks increasingly likely that a team that isn't Man U, Man C, Chelsea, Arsenal or Liverpool are going to finish in the top four. I don't think we have anything to fear from our upcoming run of 'tough' fixtures. I'm not saying we won't lose a few, but we'll keep our end up and win a few too and be well placed at the end of it.

I see they're pluckily holding out under Aldershot's late pressure. That's Aldershot, currently 16th in the Conference. I expect they upped their game on their big day. The ref. definitely bottled it too, and on any other day Pompey's million pound boy would have had a hat trick.

SRL was a great player for us, but people seem to forget how many on here were slagging off his perfomances last year. He's past it, and no sensible Liverpool manager is going to give him a run in the side. .

Early customers find Boots closed

Congratulations to Jordan Cross on this piece. He's achieved something quite remarkable and, I genuinely believe, has actually written something that's even worse than what Neil Allen churns out. I defy anybody to find something more less structured, generally confusing, sick-making in tone and just plain dull. As far as I can make out, and it is difficult, it's an article about another article he wrote three years ago.

That is utterly pathetic.