Torres

Banderas?

I don't think anyone has doubted that you're livid, don't worry.

This is a brilliant thread.

And if we win today?

The golden rule that everybody on here should know by now is that if a player says something you agree with it is true but if you don't agree or it doesn't fit your argument he was forced to say it. It's pretty simple.

On 5Live now as well.

Why does he hate us Hypo?

You spelt "Clockface" wrong.

Yesterday called and it wants its news back. As an aside, I'd rather see Gordon in charge than Phil.

Erm, he is "Executive Director" of the "Football Development and Support Centre", not the whole bloody football club!

Not really working though, is it? Have we even sold 1 official photo to a media outlet?

It really does make us look stupid, doesn't it?

I printed loads on A4 and handed them out in the pub pre-match :smug:

Not exactly a "hands off warning"!

Indeed.

I have had the misfortune to stand next to Bungle for 90 minutes and I imagine I looked pretty glum at the end too.

Why didn't we take guns to the negotiations and demand a purchase clause? Stupid Cortese, stupid Pardew, what fools.

Is that meant to be contradictory?

This.

Football Manager In Taking A Risk Signing A Player Shock! If a manager didn't take a risk on a player, he wouldn't, ever, sign anyone. I ignored that part of the quote because it was a) irrelevant and b) utterly daft. I was doing you a favour, you should have grabbed it. Now, about your uninformed opinions...

True, it doesn't. It just prevents you from forming an informed, accurate opinion.

There are not "massive gaps" in the squad - missing decent backups for CM and the wide men is not a massive gap. It really, really, isn't.

To be fair, you are in position to judge how the risk has been assessed. Without being insulting, you have absolutely no clue, just like the rest of us.

How are we going to close the gap to the top in only 44 games, ffs? We might as well give up now.

You are crazy and premature.