Torres

*begins clearing diary for thursday*

Fixed.

Not at all Crabby, I went to their first WUP hearing. I would go along today (the RCJ is 3 minutes from my office) but the case could take a looooooong time and I really have to do soem work, at least.

Sure it is Hampshire Police and not the fact it is live on Sky?

Did it come with any firemen? Or was it some sort of KITT Fire Engine?

Sounds like Bulgaria and Romania.

Glad to see that Alps has begun his Edinburgh Festival preview shows and that his unique brand of comedy is still going strong. I am up there for a long weekend during the festival Alps, I will try to catch your show and maybe we can have a beer afterwards?

Massive LOL @ The Daily Mail. Don't they realise that because we haven't signed anyone for at least 3 days and there are now only 5 weeks until the transfer window closes we are clearly not looking to buy anyone else? The fools...

Why would the Prem champions have golden Johnson's Paint Trophy patches on their kit?

A Stoke player.

Gypsies - why not hang on to that lucky heather? It is, after all, lucky. Thank you Viz.

From F365's rumour round-up: Notts County manager Craig Short is in talks with Portsmouth about signing Matt Ritchie on loan Shipping players out on loan to allow them to replace them with better players on loan? If that's not cheating the system, I don't know what is.

Sounds like he might be a bit gay for you...

Highly qualified, highly successful and highly experienced businessmen right, "University of Life" squaddie turned insurance salesman Stuey wrong. Who would have thought it? ;-)

Comments like "Shows how low we've sunk in recent years when clubs like Southampton are our closest rivals for promotion." crack me up. I'm sorry, last time you were in the top flight was...? And you have played how many seasons in the top flight in the last 35 years? Big (yet f-ing shabby) ground no doubt, but you ain't a big club boys, stop pretending you are. You're not even the biggest in Sheffield, let alone in Yorkshire...

Any sarcasm in your post would have totally contradicted your hysteric "Where are all the signings?" post of a couple of weeks ago.

You can if you want to but with 3 weeks until the season starts and over 6 weeks until the transfer window closes I won't just yet if it is all the same to you. Panic, lol.

Interesting.... "To ascertain whether a CVA has failed it is necessary to look at the terms of the proposal. The normal effect of a failure of a CVA will be the presentation of a default winding-up petition. This petition can be presented by the Supervisor or any “bound” creditor of the arrangement. The main grounds for a petition are: failure to comply with obligations under the voluntary arrangement giving false or misleading material information or making a material omission in any document at the creditors meeting, or failure to comply with the Supervisor’s reasonable requests." http://www.resolvepartners.co.uk/rsp.asp?sID=47&tID=1

A BJ from a tramp?

Plus a small memebrship card that you can carry in your wallet

You're a few years too late for an all-access invite to the pre-season tour, Granty.

The Wealth of Nations >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pomp and Circumstance.

We signed Dickson in this way. Perhaps there just aren't any quality freebies knocking around at the moment? I certainly haven't yet seen anyone move to a rival club and feel that we have somehow missed out on an obtainable gem.

Quite.