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It means you should have tried harder at school ;-)

If you (as a collective of Pompey fans) were really bothered about the fact that countless charities are still owed thousands upon thousands of pounds by your football club you could do the decent thing and demand that these debts were paid. Instead, you don't say a peep and continue to delight in the transfer fees and wages you're paying to already rather wealthy players. That's kinda wrong and should make you feel incredibly uneasy. To say it's "outside of the fans control" is a feeble, spineless and immoral. You, as fans and supposedly decent human beings, should feel ashamed of yourselves and your disgusting apathy.

From his dad/agent, I'd suspect. I doubt he himself is clever enough to tread that fine line. I wouldn't boo him just as I wouldn't especially cheer him expecting it would make him want to stay - it wouldn't. However, I can see that booing him could well make him think "F*** it, these fans don't deserve me, I definitely want away now..."

Rumour from Millwall is that they have lost out to us on signing Lukas Jutkiewicz. No idea how much truth there is behind this though.

The Knight Looks good on YouTube ;-)

IF we sign De Ridder I shall forever refer to him as "The Knight". The Knight

Do they have have much as the Arab who was going to take you over had? How much was that again? Oh yeah:

In all probability, yes.

He'd have been a crap keeper with just one.

Surely we're allowed more than 3 subs even if they can't manage any more?

We had a kid on loan from Chelsea a couple of years back - Jack Cork. Both his names ended in K.

IF either of these are true then that makes you, without doubt, the most absurd person to have ever used the internet. I feel sorry for you. I genuinely do.

Neil Mellor! http://www.teamtalk.com/sheffield-wednesday/7022031/Championship-trio-chase-Mellor?

Not necessarily. They could be American or Australian. Oh, hang on.... Yes, they're idiots.

Is Kalinic still on the books Ho? Reckon he'll get you as many goals next season as he did for you last season? If he's not there any more, how much did you sell him for? ROFL.

I think Jesus is a bit older than that mate.

We need to sign a striker who will get us 15 assists a season.

You have to be quick and move away before the hacked-off people behind you start lobbing bottles at the silly cow, hitting you in the process. That, or you push her over.

I hope it's replaced with Carlsberg.

Sadly, not in the good way. Double bag, at least.

:smug::smug::smug::smug:

It strikes me as unusual that Chelsea have named their squad for the friendly vs Poopey already but there it is, on their official website: Blues Squad for Pompey Friendly Announced Should be a great afternoon out.

It'll depend on what evidence has been uncovered as part of the police investigation. The FA could quite feasibly build a strong case of financial irregularities within the club that they would otherwsie have never discovered if the police have dug up some juicy dossiers... Of course, that assume the FA are even taking an interest in the case.

Hardly a position of influence, I'd suggest. Unless she's ****ging Flower?