Torres

He's scored at a rate of less than 1 goal per 5 appearances for us since we gave him a nice juicy contract, so when FF says he's pretty much been **** for us, he's not far off. I don't give a crap how many he scored for Lodz, Wislaw Plock, Odra Wodzisław or anyone else. He's been here for long enough to show us what he can (or actually can't) do.

I really don't know how much longer he's going to live off that one brilliant spell he had with us. Since that most purple of purple patches he's been average, at best.

Did we need to?

What a way to celebrate a goal!

Arneson has been DoF at Chelsea since he joined them from Spurs, albeit operating under a bizarre title. They didn't really pay Spurs £6m+ compensation for a scout. Dib Dib.

Reading.

Chelsea do.

The irony being that just one example of many where it was very successful was at one of Steve Coppell's former clubs.

How do you knwo that he doesn't? :confused:

Lowe gave him no support at Northampton either. What a c*nt.

The JPT (Johnson's Pub Trophy) !

60) How much tinfoil does Marsdinho wear on head whilst sleeping at night?

Because the ruling Taliban government didn't allow Al-Qaeda to use training camps in Afghanisation to train extremists for Jihad, did they?

Some might call it a log-jam.

Which it actually is. I like the way Ess has had to fanny around with his Mac to make it boot nice and quickly. I thought that was the kind of thing that only Windows users had to do and that Macs "just worked out of the box"? Lol.

Suggests they would like him to take on a bigger, better role. Like what, f*cktards? He's already your CEO...

£75k, 3 buttons and a ball of string.

Better than the catering inside the ground? I know you jest. I'm giving this one a swerve - mostly because I am away that weekend. Although, even if I wasn't, I'd probably miss it anyway. Maybe I'd head to LB for some pre-match beers and then stay there to watch Soccer Saturday. The Valley is very dull.

Wouldn't be the first time he has lied through his teeth, tbf!

Of the thousand and one sticks you could hit Lowe with it's stupid to accuse him of not playing hardball when selling players and not getting decent prices for them. £8m for Dean Richards!

Absolutely - why not?

From the F365 mailbox: Relegate Pompey Now As a Pompey fan I just want to say that since Pompey have now rebuilt their team to be capable of reaching the play-offs places in the Championship, I wonder if the Premier League would be justified in booting them out the league now right for not taking it seriously, and I would like introduced now a new rule that means that any parachute payments a club get when they are relegated from the Premier league cannot be more than the club has spent on players transfer fees and wages in the previous season, this would help protect clubs from asset stripping owners. I totally disagree with S Doyle's slating of Kranjcar, he is a class player and if you are going to slate a player maybe you could do better than misspell his name the 3 times you attempt to write it. I want the new owner to come out and say "look we are in the financial do-do and if we do not cut down on the wage bill we will go bankrupt, we should aim for financial safety and if premiership survival follows then that is a bonus." Then I would respect him and support him. I am not worried about relegation, I see it as a near certainty and I blame the new owner. Dave, Pompey

Can't see anyone getting much out of Jaidi and Trottman in the air!

Stop posting your own sh1t rumours.