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Quite. "Oh noes, my name has been mentioned on t'interweb, I'm pulling out this multi-million pound deal..."

lol - are we stuck in some sort of time warp?

Roll out the forensic accountants

I very much doubt it.

So if it turns out that Pinnacle have paid all the debts in full the Football League will rescind our points deduction?

Personally I think that threatened with a strong case and a determination for this to taken to court the FL might just back down, rescind the deducation and tighten the rules. However, we sure as hell wouldn't get any favours from them in the next 6 millennia...

Every Saints fan, yes. Sadly not fans of other clubs who, having heard this, think that we deliberately set out to cheat our way out of the points in deduction. Way to go, Leon.

Hardly a surprise, tbf.

Indeed.

How often have we played in grounds with away allocations like we'll get at Hartlepool, Stockport, Yeovil, Orient, Exeter etc?

Chiswick.

Me too. I love sherbert.

How are you getting to Hartlepool? What's the issue with Swindon? Getting back out of London?

Train back to London includes an overnighter at York station

There's not an away game before Xmas that I don't fancy...

Telling. Very telling.

And of course, Pinnacle were given full access to every facet of SLH's operations during that time. Honestly, why don't you stop and think before posting? It might just stop you appearing to be a bit of an idiot.

Well that's bad news - the hotline between Pinnacle and Alpine_Saint has failed already. Quick everyone, let's get those "Pinnacle Out" banners made up...

Italy rather than England, but Luca Toni is a great example - bobbins at 21 and bumming around the lower leagues, winning the World Cup at 29. Plus - Ian Wirght, Stuart Pearce...

F*ck me, you must be a real genius to work that out. I'm sure nobody else had realised it was the last year of our parachute payments...

Ask Gretna.

16 ounces of Semtex?

Wasn't the bomb inside a small tape recorder? Large enough to do a lot of damage to a plane at 30,000 feet but not really big enough to kill many/anyone on the ground, no?

Doesn't seem a great idea to me if you need to fit stabilisers to ride it...

Classy.