Years ago there was a TV documentary following David Ellery, and before a match, ( I think at Craven Cottage ), he said to the linesmen "I will indicate to you which way a throw-in is to be given".
Mrs Doyle : "What would you say to a nice cup of tea ?"
Fr Jack : "Feck off cup !"
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In game Rome Total War, 4 of the character traits are Girls, Feck, Arse, and Drink.