once_bitterne

Shocking attention to detail. If you click on the tweet the on the bench comment is in reply to someone asking if Lambert is starting.

Did you actually click on the link in the OP?

Centre Pat, you're not a Yank....

Nice lad, seems to have really cleaned up his act since we got rid. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-14691913

Well I would...

Massively overrated. Has scored 39 league goals in his career, only slightly better than what MLT used to get per season.

Who nose why he was sacked? I'm sure the issue was not to be sniffed at.......

Why thank you Brian Sewell. It does make me chuckle to see that Tescos has 8 items or less while M&S have 8 items or fewer.

A mainly all English squad comes from being in L1. As we move up the leagues we will have less English and more players from overseas.

Just saying like..... Their squad looks pretty weak, he might actually get a game. Theo on the bench too.

Will Davis miss the next game?

Matt Paterson Scores for Hamilton Accies. Didn't realise he had gone back to Scotland.

Is Jaidi injured??

Mills will def be off and Dickson didn't even make the bench for the Leeds game so I think both are surplus to requirements.

I wonder if Cortese made their ignorant Chairman say "pretty please" before he sanctioned the deal?

I have a special dislike of Pedro Monterio. (please do not sully the name of the game's great by using it on him). Without doubt the worse CB I have ever seen (Jackobsen and Davenport included). The fact that we was an run of the mill midfield player does not do anything to help this as being one of the worst bits of transfer dealings the club has ever done. In his drunken wisdom Burley thought Higgy was not up to playing CB in the CCC and so let him go and instead spent close to £1m on a player who had never even been to England before much less had any idea of what the CCC was like. Fast forward to today and Higgy is in the PL and this joker is non-league. I suppose at least he has a club now, he started off last season at another Northern non-league club but was released and was without a club for most of the season.

Here you go Alps, it looks like this. I'm sure you'll be able to find it. We're the ones in red and white stripes, btw.

Is that Quick Forte on today's cover?

Why on earth do people pay for access to a football message board? There are plenty of free saints sites out there with the added bonuses that they are a lot more entertaining than here and do not have the unique to TSF feature of 'infractions'. Three posts a day on here are more than enough.

Doing the pre match and half time stuff for Sky.

Didn't realise he had signed for 'them'....

Egg chasing? You should be ashamed.

We'll be ok. Midtable. Can't see anything much better but then again not much worse. A season of consolidation wouldn't be a bad thing.

I think Jim Smith has said he will run one of the booths.