Scummer

We've got more than 10,000 season ticket holders.

Just worked out that I've seen 7 games so far this season, 6 in the flesh and 1 on TV. We've got 4 points out of 21 in those games. 1 win, 1 draw and 5 defeats. Really drums home why I'm feeling that I can't be bothered to go any more.

I'm never sure whether to believe those stopping distances. Have they ever been updated/retested? No way does it take 74 yards to stop from 30 mph.

The Mirror have beaten them to it. I'm in two minds really. Obviously it was a bloody stupid thing to do, but apparently no-one even noticed at the time. None of the commentators mentioned it, it wasn't discussed at the post match press conference, and the Ipswich message boards didn't even pick up on it. Would it have been better for the family if it had passed without comment, rather than them having newspaper journalists turn up on their doorstep yesterday?

The dad didn't die. I don't think he's in a good way though.

A bloke showing some support for a mate, or a bit of a t wat? Discuss.

Work ethic? Matt just isn't cut out to be a manager, he knows that.

The support at matches is still very good, all things considered. A Bristol City fan even texted 606 to say how impressed he was by our fans.

Is there a lower limit on your tracker? I think I'm down to about 3.2% now, but there's a bottom line of about 3%, so I can't get much better than I am now even if rates fall again.

As I've just said on another thread, Hockaday seems to be making a lot of the decisions on the touchline already. Jan just stands there looking a bit lost.

He's not making it up, he's just got the wrong person. I think it's Hockaday who is in the technical area with Jan.

It's ok, Baj has put a note in the forum calendar so we don't forget.

Oh yeah. Scott Maslen.

Surely he's a sportsman. Jeremy Clarkson.

Sean Connery is British, he just lives abroad. Peter Jones off Dragons Den.

Sean Connery.

Hmm, Lee Ryan isn't tall. Peter Crouch.

Should be on Tuesday really. Not sure anyone would notice anyway, there have been 15-20 minute periods with no posts in the last couple of days.

Lee Ryan.

Michaela Strachan.

Gordon Strachan.

He should get a pitbull. And put lipstick on it.

Crouch up front on his own? Good luck with that.

Good idea if you ask me. Just because a film gets a 12 or 15 certificate, doesn't mean I want a load of kids chatting and playing with their mobiles annoying me while I try to watch the movie. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7713781.stm

Link doesn't work. Unless you're upset that wikipedia doesn't have a page on this subject.