Pastor Patrón

If we sell Schneiderlin and Clyne, which we will, Benteke is well within our limits. A strike force of Benteke, Pelle, Rodriguez and Hernandez would be sickening and is genuinely achievable.

Yep I used to think he was garbage, but he's came on leaps and bounds this year. He's literally perfect for cover at cb, the best quality we can hope for to be happy with that role.

Definitely, I'd take Shelvey off them too

It's 100% down to Pelle and Tadic, if they refer their form it's doable if not no

Well yes since the only argument people had for Forster being good was the amount of clean sheets he's had. Davis has kept just as many as not been a sketchy fuker who doesn't leave his line and can't get close to anything below hip height.

He's about on a par with Forster, I think Kelvin not leaking more goals has highlighted how average Forster really is.

Koeman fuked up picked by Wanyama exactly like he did when he picked him in the cup and he got injured. We should easily be able to cope against Hull without him. This is appalling, we need to give some youngsters a run to get some enthusiasm in the team

Except gobbing off to the press every other week fishing for a move. He's a great player but a complete tosser. He's not here out of professionalism it's because we told him he's staying, he got in a strop and wouldn't train for a week or two remember? Koeman had to put him back in his place and remind him he wouldn't get international football in the reserves

Fuk Clyne, him and Schneiderlin both won't be focused on the job at hand. Clynes not good enough to be undroppable like Schneiderlin so it's a good move. Its half the reason we tapered off so much last year because half of them knew they wouldn't be here next season

Fuk yeah, shame Forster didn't get injured sooner

I always wanted Rhodes as a backup striker, but now we're so crap upfront we need new first choice strikers, which he isn't good enough for. when you consider we had Lambert, Rodriguez and Odvaldo upfront last season we've really gone to sh#t with our transfers. We really need Rodriguez to come good again next season but it's a huge ask

We can sell Long and Pelle and sign Ings and Austin and still make a huge profit whilst having two younger, better, English players

Could we not afford Lambert and Rodriguez then?

Walcott isn't black you racist arsehole

Mane reminds me more of Walcott then anyone else. He's nothing like Jones, except for being black.

I'd rather have Ings and I'm not even that arsed about Ings. Austin's who we should be going for.

Except clearly we are short of goals as the don't score for us

If they play sh*t, then yes, that's how it works. If they play well then I'll say so whilst declaring myself a footballing genius

As long as we get over £25mill I'll be happy enough, I prefer Vic these days anyway. Sell him, Rodriguez and Ossie for £50mill, spend the money on Dybala, Austin and Clasie, that'd do me nicely.

Same reason United went to sh*t when Ferguson left, because Koeman is a brilliant manager. Not one of our players would be a regular for any top 4 team and our best 11 is worse then our best 11 last year.

Not at all, which of them apart from the bottom three have been vital to our success? Only two of the others would even make our first 11 and would be by far the weakest players in it.

Mane, Toby and Bert are the only 3 good enough for our first 11, I kinda like Tadic tbh but his forms been hideous for months. Pelle clearly isn't good enough for us, forster luckily rarely touches the ball and the others are just squad cover.

Pelle - sh*t Tadic - meh Long - kinda sh*t Elia - meh Djuricic - sh*t Gardos -sh*t Forster - sh*t Bertrand - Very good Toby - Excellent Mane - GOAT Thats a 3 out of 10 success rate, he's been a bit w@nk in the transfer market so far.

Forsters sh#t anyway, I'm perfectly happy to give Kelv the chance to be a hero and help get us in the Champions League, it's be an epic way to finish his career