Saint Billy

I'm going for a curry tonight and if my bottom bleeds red in the morning I'll take that as an omen. Either that or I've got piles.

I asked my old mate Frankie if he was going Up Pompey and he said "I should titter". Coat!

I voted MLT against Newcastle but I think Bergkamps goal is on a par tbh, strangely against Newcastle again.

Saints caught up in canabis cultivation shocker!!!

Did you have to have the tie surgically removed?

Bart certainly had a bad bounce when he miskicked a back pass.

It was on Football league show on bbc1 last night. I liked the way he neatly put the bottles back.

I need to go and laydown!

Lallana would be if he was a bit more consistent so Lambert it is, without his goals we would probably not even be out of league 1.

Blue football boots recalled after players have problems staying on their feet.

Agree with that!, Morgan seems to see alot of the ball but does not actually do much with it. For me he is a bit of an enigma.

No strength in depth

Absolutely!!...and furthermore, down with the monarchy!

I care. Love us to win it! Who remembers 2nd.

When will people realise that a moaning football fan is nothing new.

If we dont someone else will

Not so, we have to win some away games because you cannot guarantee we will win all our home games remaining.

It is unlikely that we will keep our form the whole season long although I suppose not out of the question, but if a dip comes it is all down to how quickly we can recover.

Whahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

The name of the game ? Football and we play it!

At 2 -2 the reinforced gusset came in handy!

Nigel Adkins is a little upset when asked if he paid for his matchday ticket.

The song that I hate and all clubs fans sing it " And its all southampton, blah blah di bloody blah". Makes me cringe because every fan of every club seems to be witnessing by far the greatest team the world has ever seen.......duh!

Nigel gives fourth official a sample of his Nessun dorma

Bloody nuns