Pilchards

We should snap that Grieseman bloke up for 10m. Should do it as we have that French connection now.

We will be soon I reckon.

And why we got rid of Sammy Lee perhaps

We certainly stand out okay. If only the players could wear matching set of knickers on their heads to round it off perfectly.

Not a chance. Stupid agent has leaked it to get more interest and bigger wages.

Check out the video as one really did have a big gut.

Save yourself £50 and wear your missus bra. Sorted.

How do you market a new shirt? Get three new signings and reveal all in a press conference. None of this bull**** build up.

I know they have put an extra table in reception plus a couple of nice pot plants.

If we have 150/200m to spend then Koeman would of stayed. IMHO we have 30m plus 80% of the Wanyama and Mane sales.

Fancy Pelle telling the keeper he was going to dink it before dragging it wide. The worse penalty of the lot. We should sell him just for that.

Typical Saints, The Spanish manager becomes available as an option to us. Why did we rush the decision to appoint Puel?

Jayrod modeling our new kit?

If he is mustard then you sense he will be off at the end of the season because we can't keep anyone who is brilliant for the club.

Been a hiccup as he took a wrong turning and ended up at Fratton Park. Reed is currently at Eastleigh airport gate 4 trying to get him back.

I expect the first question will be 'How do we pronounce your name?' The 2nd question might be 'Are Saints grooming you for the Arsenal job?'

I get the impression from the sail that the new home kit is red and white stripes with a white box in the middle for the Virgin sponsor plus the back for the number. Can't say it takes my fancy but no kit has since the stash kit.

Pelle wants an extension of his contract but we will not offer him a 2 year one on top of his current one. I guess they have to get the best price now otherwise he will walk away free next week. It's a real shame as he is a good holding player to bring in the likes of Redmond and Long.

I believe Garcia who was our no 1 choice wanted to bring in a team of coaches including a goal keeping coach. Saints refused because they wanted to keep Watson because Forster wanted him to stay. I have no idea about Sammy lee but I guess he could not follow Koeman to Everton.

Or a Reed video where it means Jack schitt.

The money they make on transfer fees these days would go some way towards his lose of earnings at United.

Rashford did more in 5 minutes than Kane, Sterling and that heap of **** Hart did in the whole tournament. Funny as ****!!!

Cant remember the last sell-on clause we have done other than flogging off the Bale one for a crap keeper.

I bet Reed wished he tried harder to keep Mopo as he is so looking for a model of him now. Some players and staff are worth fighting for even if it's above your usual wage structure. I hope we don't regret selling Mane as he puts bum on seats and breaks down the opposition.

I understand it's a great model plan to buy someone and sell them on for treble the price, yes great business indeed. This is the bit that annoys me. Saints say not for sell unless it's 40m. Liverpool offer 30m and we refuse it. They return with 32m and then it becomes a done deal. Liverpool's no 1 target was Mane and they would of paid 40m for him. We were soft in the end and we will continue to sell to Liverpool once they show interest in any of our players. VVD and Bertrand will end up there for season 2017,18 if Liverpool want them.