Pilchards

If those two are fit to play them they must of bottled it on Monday, both looked like having muscle pulls but it seems just an act as the game became one for the big boys.

Very impressive, bet you can't remember in order which 5 keepers has played for us since the city game? Give you a start, Forster...being the last.

Can't believe that someone under the same name has enquired about joining my Taekwondo club.

Never heard of the bloke so he can hardly be good?

In terms of history, Pompey are a bigger club than Saints.

It would be nice to win a cup don't you think? How we still celebrate 40 years on our only big achievement is embarrassing.

Hardly a stamp but Lamela knew what he was doing. At the end one tackle was pretty bad and I could not believe the official let play go on before another Chelsea player was mowed down 4 seconds later. Should easily of sent off both for dangerous tackles.

Indeed a great player, him and Townsend with a Pelle replacement would surely have us knocking on the door for champions league.

If nobody offers what we want then surely they won't be leaving. Simple as that!!!

My top 5 things we need to address for next season. (1) Sort out why we are **** for 10 matches before and after xmas. (2) Get Townsend in if the toons go down. We were after him before and he would sort out the problem with our left and right flank if Tadic is having a bad period. (3) Steven Davis needs to become a squad player which means we need a decent energetic midfielder like Ross Barkley. (4) Tie down Wanayama and Mane as they are so important for us. (5) Get Charlie Austin fit. This could easily see us challenging for a champions league place.

We never look like finishing 17th much to the disappointment of a dalek.

Press Officer to Jayrod 'I thought you said do you want to watch me ride a whore, I had no idea you meant a horse?'

29,729 I reckon. Is it too late for entry?

We have the most headed goals from any team in the premiership, 14 in total. Thats a different approach after we tried to walk it in last season.

It happens every year around the Xmas period, the club needs to work out why this is a problem?

Almost every team has a player in the bracket of 'When he plays well the team just click.' Hazard for Chelsea, Payet for the Hammers, Vardy for Leicester and Kane for Spurs to name a few. IMHO that player for us is Tadic, on top of his game we rip teams to pieces, when he is ****e the team struggle. Am I right?

Would be delighted with this season if we could stop choking on the cups. I miss those big, big games where you dream of progressing to Wembley.

Fedex

if no teams offer us what we want then they are going nowhere.

I do believe the atmosphere towards the end of the season gets better for some reason. Its a shame we are **** at cup games as a quarter final at St Mary's plus a good European run would have us buzzing.

Many players had to board flights for Internationals. Dont read too much into those that were in a rush to get away.

The current Manchester United manager would do it for me, chirpy, entertaining, sexy football and is someone I would be proud to have as the boss of Saints.

That is our very problem, Wiltshire, Rooney, Milner, Gibbs, Henderson and Hart will start. Predictable and boring just like every tournament.

Too tight as the girls have lost their tits.