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That's him out for a season then.

Maybe it's time to have a section like in cricket where you can bring a deck chair and sit in that gap between the advertising and the front row? Reckon another 2,000. Who needs a bigger stadium?

So who's playing Saturday in your opinion? Oops wrong thread

Spotted that too, you would think our manager was on £500 a week.

Swansea Player, "I've heard Pompey have been relegated again." [Halsey & Jrod fall to the floor in laugher]

very true, the team has adjusted well to Premiership football. Now then how will we cope with this European stuff soon?

Boruc was not fit at first and my god he was ****, the problem is we had to play him at the time because Kelv & Gazza were pants. Luckily we've not had to press the panic button in defence.

I'm 2nd guessing but Shaw has not been right for a few months now, does not seem to bomb the flanks so much and pulled out of the two England games. Would not surprise me if he has a minor injury that will need an operation when we are 100% safe.

With Cortese forcing him to pick Forren this week, Poch decided to take things into his own hands by crocking him.

I often wonder if he was the kind of manager that would use players outside the top 5. What are your thoughts? IMHO He would of tried Lambert for the lesser games and Lallana would always be in every England squad, unlike Hodgson who is turning out to be a right ****.

Could be a Kanu job, what's he now 55?

We had some rumours in January that said we had talks with Astori & he was keen to come. His club was giving out vibes that he could leave at the end of this season which could suggest this deal is still on the table. Exciting times for the rumour mill but at least it's better than the Crawley/MK Don/Bristol City ones we used to get?

Spoke to someone who knows Sam Hoskins and he is being released at the end of the season, also stated a large number of other players have been told already they are not staying on. Am I right in saying Butterfield & Richardson are in the last year of there contract as he mentioned them.

I remember we played Spurs at SMS in a reserves match, it looked like almost 2 stands was filled and the attendance given was 5k. (I think) I knew the head steward at the time and his words was 'We never had enough stewards on the night so they gave a false figure for safety reasons.'

From a selfish point of view I don't want any Saints players turning out for England as they come back crocked or confused from a knob of a manager.

Yes, the team we are playing against.

Very nice indeed.

Swansea far too good for us 3-1 them. WBA we will beat them 2-1 Spurs 3 - 0 disaster. Sunderland 2 Saints nil Saints 1 Stoke 1. Does this keep us up ?

Thanks for those mock up's Saint_Donovan, I know nobody has commented on what must of took you a few hours. Good job and keep it up. PS the NIKE one is best.

I never knew that the whole ball had to cross the line, I thought that more than half the ball should going over the line for it to be given. Why should it not be as it's more in that it's out?

I've always believed the media pick players for England and this is an example. Just give it until next season and JayRod will put a stop to who they will pick. His 20 minute sub appearance was one hell of an impact!!

I've seen two lots of highlights without sound Unfortunetly and I'm not sure if they are saying the ball crossed the line or not? It certainly looked like it did but I suppose that's justice to the Boric one last week.

Astori as we need a class defender.

Would not be gutted if sold as I know Cortese would get a fantastic replacement.

He does some great things and the most stupid things like give the ball away to a west ham player 5 yards away. He's frustrating & exciting if that makes sense.