Pilchards

Heard some great stories about this guy Dougal, indeed a legend back in those days.

Did anyone else think it was strange that Pooch mentioned the targets we are after, are we struggling to sign any of them so it might of been a ploy to get them to see our ambitions?

Torres Ruiz Banega & a Portuguese winger I've never heard of.

Pooch has just confirmed Wanyama is not dead.

And the Argos watch has been ordered.

Two questions, why did you not get in trouble for the photo of the new shirt & that fitness video was shocking. I run a martial arts business and they should of been doing more dynamics etc, the jumping over a hurdle like that and the lifting of a 20k weight on one leg is just so nuts.

If you think back to the last transfer window that was a total bulls up as the club could not decide who they wanted in the end. Perhaps Cortese stance on agents has got so bad that all these rumoured players linked with us are just not interested in joining. Buttner & ****ana to name two.

Is he French, Spanish? give us a clue...!!!

Stoch in and Fonte out, not the hardest one to guess.

The reason why I don't think we will buy him is because it's in the open, someone has leaked it for a reason.

Why would we sell him for as we don't need the money. Silly, silly rumour.

Will buy the away shorts for gym and swimming while I will buy the away goalie shirt for my son. That's it.

The problem is the market is not moving fast enough in the UK and many teams are holding out for certain players & prices.

I've just had a text from an insider too saying 'Messi won't be signing because he's going to be doing time. Shame.

So it's going to be here's the new shirt everyone, groans from the press room but here is Lamela to show it off. Ha ha doubt it.

Three years ago we had a brilliant team photo of the sash shirt, two years ago 5 players showing off the shirt stripe shirt. Last year all the players wearing the shirt with the stadium in the background. This year the shirt is laid on a cupboard ****ing box. Can't say the marketing team is doing wonders for us?

Why can't Celtic give the agent 75% of the fee if we have bid 2 million more than Cardiff, while Saints pay the rest of the agent fee? Knowing Cortese he would of moved on already or give Celtic a deadline to do such a deal?

Lennon speaks so well of us. Good bloke.

Commentators do I don't.

I wish, it's teams like them that make the red and white shirt associated with struggling dull football. Maybe this is why Cortese copied Liverpool last year and now Arsenal for this season. Whatever next year Brazil? Oh yeah we copied them 2 years ago.

Very true, take Cork and Spider out and we are very weak. I often believe that football is like a game of chess, if you control the centre then you dominate the game.

So the first two answers are it's not a Saints kit. I know our history is stripes but I often get fed up with them as you lose the players name on the back plus we look like Sunderland & Stoke. My all time favourite kit was the sash and that's not a Saints.

Now the truth, is this really a crap football shirt? I honestly think it looks okay if the sponsor is not tacky.

This all happened two weeks ago, you would think Cortese has moved on for someone else?

You guys are so good, it's about time we use you're skills to solve some murder cases?