Pilchards

Forget it being a caption competition but Kat must feel a right **** selling this pile of ****e to GAO.

Btw it’s never too late to sack him as Swansea have proved you can turn it around instantly with the same **** players.

Hughes will give it a bloody good go in getting us out of the relegation zone while Pellegrino will make bloody sure we stay there.

Another record signing to sit on the bench?

Pellegrino has turned a corner, saw it on a training video today.

The amount of money Liverpool having given us in the last few years makes me think we should roll out the red carpet.

But crooks is right? We do indeed have a great player that we don’t deserve because our knob manager don’t play him. 100% no reason he ever got off the bench vs Brighton.

Would of been good as a centre back clearance. Maybe we need to put Stephens up front and Long at the back?

Interesting to see our approach in the FA cup a few weeks time?

I still think WBA made up look good today. They are bottom for a reason but it was nice to watch our players pass the ball with freedom due to the space the opposition gave us.

Pellegrino who drops Lemina needs to thank him for keeping his job. What a player as he keeps the team attacking rather than turning it back for some dull passing along the back.

NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo D.ick F.uck stays

Swap for Romeu and that would of been our best team for sure.

So MP has been told he will get the sack if we don’t win on Saturday? Great, expect to see Forster and Redmond back as he will do his best for a great pay off.

Try something different MP, you won the second half against Brighton as we attacked more.

He can prepare as much as he wants come June. When the club are down 50% on season tickets he will be gone.

Heard he scored a goal in training and because of the shock of it he is resting.

Maybe if he had to pay to watch that crock of **** he might change his mind.

Monopoly does take a long time.

That works both ways right? VVD - no replacement Fonte - no replacement Mane - no replacement Pelle - no replacement Blimey we really do get walked over as I can’t remember the last time we held a club to ransom regarding us getting a replacement first.

Ha ha better not be at a school near me.

We know Saints won’t win on Saturday with this muppet so I would like to thank Mauricio Pellegrino all the best for the future when you resign or get the sack on Monday. This was just not your time but I’m sure in the future you will find the right club.

On his first interview with Les Reed. Must of known then he was ****e?

I remember once Manchester United had a bench which had Keane, Nistlerooy, Beckham and Giggs. I think one player alone was worth the full value of our team. Majes me think what Brighton were thinking yesterday about ours?

Be interesting if we had a new poll now. Reckon it would be 98% out and 2% in.